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	vigilanterodent 2007-09-04 05:19 pm UTC (link)
	Ah, roomie sex. My sophomore year roommate was pleasant in all respects except for her *(&%$! boyfriend, and utter lack of consideration re: vexing sexing. On one memorable occasion I ended up sleeping in the library to avoid going back and uncomfortably listening to them THREE FEET AWAY making long pork sammiches together. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

lysana
2007-09-06 12:11 am UTC (link)

There are reasons I violated dorm policy by bunking with my fiance for the one semester we were in the same dorm. One is he had the room to himself and only shared a bathroom with someone who violated policy almost as often as he did, thus managing a tacit gentleman's agreement on the situation. Two is that the first night I slept in my own dorm room, my roomie came home at 2 AM from her swing-shift job with boyfriend in tow and hit the lights, thinking I hadn't checked in yet. Never mind how she was the RA and should've known when the incoming mid-term students were due. Throw in her having the BF stay over more than once, and we formed a tacit ladies' agreement. I won't say how that wound up, though. Some things are too wanktastic, even with 20 years of distance between me and the sitch.

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baskinglizard
2007-09-24 07:47 pm UTC (link)

Oh LOL at long pork sammiches! :D

One of my friends in uni had an apartment with thinnish walls, and a loud roommate with a boyfriend. One night they had been particularly vocal, and this finally drive my friend bats so when her roomie came into the kitchen the next morning, my friend looks at her and says 'Ooh, Darren, oooh, ooh, oooh...'

They were much quieter after that. :D

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