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Jenn ([info]wankaholic) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-09-01 14:57:00
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Entry tags:think of the children

I. Um. Wot?

Strangest wank I've seen in a while. Clever troll, or really whacked-out person? You decide.

If you can't afford to buy a house that guarantees that your children don't have to share a room, don't have more children than you have bedrooms. No, srsly.

Srsly, if your children have to share a room, give them to someone more capable of taking care of them.

HEY NOW YOU ARE TWISTING MY WORDS!

Thank you for educating us, [info]teresina. o.O


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[info]baskinglizard
2007-09-24 07:47 pm UTC (link)
Oh LOL at long pork sammiches! :D

One of my friends in uni had an apartment with thinnish walls, and a loud roommate with a boyfriend. One night they had been particularly vocal, and this finally drive my friend bats so when her roomie came into the kitchen the next morning, my friend looks at her and says 'Ooh, Darren, oooh, ooh, oooh...'

They were much quieter after that. :D

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