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I'm posting this short wank piece simply because of the surrealness of it all. It also contains no references to rape or injured children, which is always a plus in this comm, right?

The members of Useless Facts argue about how many noses a mythical man has.

A taster:

"(Clarification for those who failed reading comprehension: kids tend to assume that he has all 365 noses on the last day of the year, because there are 365 days left in the COMING year... but he only has ONE nose on the last day... which is the ONLY day of the year he appears in public. KTHXBYE!)"

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	seiberwing 2007-09-08 05:06 pm UTC (link)
	Next time people say we don't go after the strange and funny anymore, I'm pointing them to this. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	jyuu 2007-09-12 07:08 pm UTC (link)
	Randomly, I linked two people to that icon of yours (which made me giggle a lot) and they both messaged me back within moments with the same message: D: (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	seiberwing 2007-09-12 07:55 pm UTC (link)
	Most of it's just made up, but the "warm and oily cave" is an actual phrase used in a bad TF smutfic. Poor Starcream. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	jyuu 2007-09-12 08:44 pm UTC (link)
	...Now it's my turn. D: (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	seiberwing 2007-09-12 11:44 pm UTC (link)
	Our fandom is stranger than you think. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	jyuu 2007-09-12 11:53 pm UTC (link)
	It's had a lot of time to fester, I suppose. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	seiberwing 2007-09-13 12:21 am UTC (link)
	That's one way of putting it. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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