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I'm posting this short wank piece simply because of the surrealness of it all. It also contains no references to rape or injured children, which is always a plus in this comm, right?

The members of Useless Facts argue about how many noses a mythical man has.

A taster:

"(Clarification for those who failed reading comprehension: kids tend to assume that he has all 365 noses on the last day of the year, because there are 365 days left in the COMING year... but he only has ONE nose on the last day... which is the ONLY day of the year he appears in public. KTHXBYE!)"

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(Anonymous)
2007-09-08 05:57 pm UTC (link)

Lighten up. Lighten Up. LIGHTEN UP, motherfuckers, or I will LIGHT you UP!</b>

OTF is le funny? GASPS. it 'tis the end of the interwebs. we were all fooled by the false prophecies of potterdamerung! In fact this is the true sign of the coming wankocalypse.

--Banah, who is officially eighteen as of three hours ago and can finally comment on JF. <3 Also, she only has one nose every day of the year.

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	onyxnoir 2007-09-08 06:20 pm UTC (link)
	Happy B-day, fellow virgo! :D (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	(Anonymous) 2007-09-08 06:21 pm UTC (link)
	Thanks. :D Happy Birthday to you, late or early. ^___^ I <3 your icon madly. -Banah (Reply to this)(Parent)

	isobelsomething 2007-09-08 06:59 pm UTC (link)
	Happy birthday! :D (Reply to this)(Parent)

	deliciouschaos 2007-09-08 07:48 pm UTC (link)
	Happy birthday! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	sepiamagpie 2007-09-08 07:51 pm UTC (link)
	Happy birthday! Keep up the good surviving work! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	dreamer_marie 2007-09-08 08:23 pm UTC (link)
	Happy birthday, and welcome in the world of wank. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	damien 2007-09-08 10:35 pm UTC (link)
	Happy Birthday! Here, have an extra nose. passes one over (Reply to this)(Parent)

	saralina25 2007-09-09 12:52 am UTC (link)
	Happy Birthday and welcome! ^_^ (Reply to this)(Parent)

	wanktastic 2007-09-09 05:28 am UTC (link)
	Happy birthday! Now get over to... um... that community that offers accounts to mice. I forget the name. HI I AM HELPFUL. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	dragonfangirl 2007-09-09 05:53 am UTC (link)
	But is it the same nose? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	puipui 2007-09-09 06:13 am UTC (link)
	Damn you, I was just going to ask that. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	rosehiptea 2007-09-09 05:58 am UTC (link)
	Happy Birthday! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	(Anonymous) 2007-09-10 06:57 pm UTC (link)
	...wait, you mean you actually waited until you were 18 to comment? Underage commentary is part of the beauty of being an anon. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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