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I'm posting this short wank piece simply because of the surrealness of it all. It also contains no references to rape or injured children, which is always a plus in this comm, right?

The members of Useless Facts argue about how many noses a mythical man has.

A taster:

"(Clarification for those who failed reading comprehension: kids tend to assume that he has all 365 noses on the last day of the year, because there are 365 days left in the COMING year... but he only has ONE nose on the last day... which is the ONLY day of the year he appears in public. KTHXBYE!)"

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	tehrin 2007-09-08 06:33 pm UTC (link)
	I want a fanfic about this nose man! What does he do on his one night of the year out in public! Is he looking for true love? Does he pick up on ladies/men? Do they spend the night over only to turn over in the morning and discover a man with 365 noses laying next to them? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	onyxnoir 2007-09-08 06:39 pm UTC (link)
	I would read that. I've just been trying to imagine having allergies and 365 noses. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	daylightsparks 2007-09-08 08:06 pm UTC (link)
	I have a cold right now. I don't even want to think about that. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	barankhy 2007-09-08 10:07 pm UTC (link)
	[random] The moment I saw your icon, the line "if lies were cats you'd be a litter" from 'I Can't Decide' came on. ... Well, I thought it a funny coincidence. [/random] (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	onyxnoir 2007-09-08 11:40 pm UTC (link)
	LOL. The moment I saw your icon, I thought of this macro, and then I thought of bacon. Now I'm hungry. :( (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	puipui 2007-09-09 12:50 am UTC (link)
	My god that's ~~beautiful~~ ~~frightening~~ beautifully frightening. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	barankhy 2007-09-09 06:49 am UTC (link)
	Mmmh, bacon. I had bacon yesterday. But today, I have no bacon. SADNESS! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	vzg 2007-09-08 06:48 pm UTC (link)
	...Now I want to write that, but I have no time! Twenty-nine fics in the works already! :[ I suppose an even thirty wouldn't be so bad... (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	darthmaligna 2007-09-08 07:23 pm UTC (link)
	Good lord, and I thought my hundred thousand words of unpublished, half-written fic was bad. I take my hat off to you. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	vzg 2007-09-08 07:36 pm UTC (link)
	...A winner is you. o_o I don't think I've ever written that much for anything. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	scarah2 2007-09-08 08:02 pm UTC (link)
	I found some canon. Two pictures of him at the very bottom of the page and description of his festival near the bottom here. He sounds like a pretty cool guy. I didn't know if he'd be a hero or a villain. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	tehrin 2007-09-08 11:57 pm UTC (link)
	They know how to party! (Reply to this)(Parent)

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