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I'm posting this short wank piece simply because of the surrealness of it all. It also contains no references to rape or injured children, which is always a plus in this comm, right?

The members of Useless Facts argue about how many noses a mythical man has.

A taster:

"(Clarification for those who failed reading comprehension: kids tend to assume that he has all 365 noses on the last day of the year, because there are 365 days left in the COMING year... but he only has ONE nose on the last day... which is the ONLY day of the year he appears in public. KTHXBYE!)"

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	dandywolves 2007-09-08 10:03 pm UTC (link)
	You don't know the history of noses. I do. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	cmdr_zoom 2007-09-08 11:54 pm UTC (link)
	Have you ever counted the noses in a MASS GRAVE? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	dandywolves 2007-09-08 11:59 pm UTC (link)
	cmdr_zoom. cmdr_zoom. cmdr_zoom. You're being glib. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	chaimonkey 2007-09-11 04:57 am UTC (link)
	Who is that in your icon and where can I get more? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	dandywolves 2007-09-11 05:20 am UTC (link)
	Charlotte Church, and right here (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	chaimonkey 2007-09-11 05:34 am UTC (link)
	(link doesn't work :( ) Holy crap, the 11 year old with the voice has all grown up! I feel kinda pervy. I remember when my Jr. High choir teacher used to rave about her. Damn. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	dandywolves 2007-09-11 02:09 pm UTC (link)
	It took me like five tries to get that html right last night, and I still messed it up? Oh well. The video is called Call My Name, if you want to look it up on your own. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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