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I'm posting this short wank piece simply because of the surrealness of it all. It also contains no references to rape or injured children, which is always a plus in this comm, right?

The members of Useless Facts argue about how many noses a mythical man has.

A taster:

"(Clarification for those who failed reading comprehension: kids tend to assume that he has all 365 noses on the last day of the year, because there are 365 days left in the COMING year... but he only has ONE nose on the last day... which is the ONLY day of the year he appears in public. KTHXBYE!)"

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	gynocrat 2007-09-08 10:33 pm UTC (link)
	How are you going to tell me to re-read something I've already read many times and commented on as "unclear?" The arrangement of your clauses made this difficult for formulaic readers to comprehend. It seems kids aren't the only dumb ones here. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	dreamer_marie 2007-09-09 12:56 am UTC (link)
	Iconlove! If only they could say stuff like that in L&O SVU... The show would be fun to watch without resorting to drinking games. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	brennalarose 2007-09-09 05:44 am UTC (link)
	Drinking games? You mean, it's not porn with clothes? Nuts, I've been doing it wrong for YEARS! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

dreamer_marie
2007-09-09 05:54 pm UTC (link)

I think there should be a L&O SVU drinking game, like: take a sip when they say "perp", finish your drink when they get the wrong guy, finish your drink when Stabler starts hitting a suspect, take a double shot when the captain tells Stabler to shut up and do his job, take a sip when Olivia takes her "compassionate" voice, finish your drink when she tells the victim it's not their fault, take a double shot when she's using her feminine wiles on the suspect, finish your drink whenever a subpeona is served...
It would make L&O SVU so much better!

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	msmanna 2007-09-09 09:12 pm UTC (link)
	On the downside, you'd never find out who did it because every week you'd be passed out waaaay before the end. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	dreamer_marie 2007-09-09 09:16 pm UTC (link)
	Actually, with a bit of practice, that's something you can figure out after the second or third segment. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	puipui 2007-09-11 01:47 am UTC (link)
	It's the guy who looks familiar! Or possibly the guest star, if they have one. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	rachel_pi 2007-09-09 10:53 pm UTC (link)
	it's not porn with clothes? Do people watch it for other reasons? I mean, aside from Munch and Fin being entertaining? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	brennalarose 2007-09-10 12:26 am UTC (link)
	Munch and Fin, foxy shrinks, Olivia being all hot, Elliot being all nummy...It's my softcore porn! (Reply to this)(Parent)

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