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I'm posting this short wank piece simply because of the surrealness of it all. It also contains no references to rape or injured children, which is always a plus in this comm, right?

The members of Useless Facts argue about how many noses a mythical man has.

A taster:

"(Clarification for those who failed reading comprehension: kids tend to assume that he has all 365 noses on the last day of the year, because there are 365 days left in the COMING year... but he only has ONE nose on the last day... which is the ONLY day of the year he appears in public. KTHXBYE!)"

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	billymasqets 2007-09-08 11:03 pm UTC (link)
	The song! My god, the song! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	puipui 2007-09-09 12:56 am UTC (link)
	Shit, log, shit turrón, hazelnuts and cheese, if you don't shit well, I'll hit you with a stick. Shit, log! OMG I haven't laughed this hard in ages. I want one of those this Christmas! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	lcsbanana 2007-09-09 08:12 am UTC (link)
	i keep coming back to reread this, and it KEEPS MAKING ME HAPPIER. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	queencallipygos 2007-09-10 06:08 pm UTC (link)
	There's another song where they ask it not to shit out anchovies or something similiarly unpalatable-to-kids. I keep on thinking "kids, it could be shitting out something MUCH worse, don't forget." (Reply to this)(Parent)

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