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I'm posting this short wank piece simply because of the surrealness of it all. It also contains no references to rape or injured children, which is always a plus in this comm, right?

The members of Useless Facts argue about how many noses a mythical man has.

A taster:

"(Clarification for those who failed reading comprehension: kids tend to assume that he has all 365 noses on the last day of the year, because there are 365 days left in the COMING year... but he only has ONE nose on the last day... which is the ONLY day of the year he appears in public. KTHXBYE!)"

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	chibikaijuu 2007-09-09 12:12 am UTC (link)
	Wait... if he has as many noses as there are days left in the year and he's wandering around on New Year's Eve, like, at night, wouldn't he have no nose, because there aren't any days left? Am I thinking about this too hard? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	puipui 2007-09-09 12:59 am UTC (link)
	You know, logically, I think you're right. Maybe they cut his nose off at sundown? And have a festival to celebrate it? And then beat him until he poops out candy? It's possible that I might be mixing up some traditions in there somewhere. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	kaen 2007-09-09 01:22 am UTC (link)
	Maybe it gradually disappears through the day until at a minute 'til midnight it's just the size of a zit which pops into 365 new noses when the new days starts. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	hallidae 2007-09-09 01:29 am UTC (link)
	...Well, now that's a pretty terrifying mental image. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	damien 2007-09-09 08:47 am UTC (link)
	YES! I'm not the only the one who was wondering why he wouldn't be a noseless man by that point. XD (Reply to this)(Parent)

	sharps 2007-09-09 01:30 pm UTC (link)
	No, I reckon his nose of the day gets gradually smaller as time progresses, so he's always got half a nose at noon. Which would look pretty weird. So he only has virtually no nose at 11:59:59 on New Year's Eve. I'm thinking about this even harder. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	vito_excalibur 2007-09-09 09:19 pm UTC (link)
	But then how would he smell? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	chibikaijuu 2007-09-09 09:44 pm UTC (link)
	I don't know - how often does he wash? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	(Anonymous) 2007-09-11 07:46 pm UTC (link)
	Depends - how often would you wash if you had 365 noses? (Reply to this)(Parent)

	coyotegirl 2007-09-10 04:11 am UTC (link)
	Just as bad as always! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	frenzy 2007-09-10 03:12 am UTC (link)
	I got the impression that he had X noses on the Xth-last day of the year, but that that concept is harder to communicate efficiently than just saying that he has as many noses as there are days left. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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