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I'm posting this short wank piece simply because of the surrealness of it all. It also contains no references to rape or injured children, which is always a plus in this comm, right?

The members of Useless Facts argue about how many noses a mythical man has.

A taster:

"(Clarification for those who failed reading comprehension: kids tend to assume that he has all 365 noses on the last day of the year, because there are 365 days left in the COMING year... but he only has ONE nose on the last day... which is the ONLY day of the year he appears in public. KTHXBYE!)"

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	khym_chanur 2007-09-09 01:31 am UTC (link)
	You don't know the history of giant isopods! I do!! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	puipui 2007-09-09 02:42 am UTC (link)
	Don't be glib! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	danceswithelvis 2007-09-09 02:52 am UTC (link)
	They killed my people! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	danceswithelvis 2007-09-09 02:53 am UTC (link)
	And for some reason, I kept reading that as 'giant ipods.' o.O (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	isntitironic 2007-09-09 03:39 am UTC (link)
	Damn, now I want an iSopod icon. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	onyxnoir 2007-09-09 05:03 am UTC (link)
	Hee! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	touchofstrange 2007-09-09 05:50 am UTC (link)
	I got beaten to the punch... but here's another one for your viewing pleasure. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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