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I'm posting this short wank piece simply because of the surrealness of it all. It also contains no references to rape or injured children, which is always a plus in this comm, right?

The members of Useless Facts argue about how many noses a mythical man has.

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"(Clarification for those who failed reading comprehension: kids tend to assume that he has all 365 noses on the last day of the year, because there are 365 days left in the COMING year... but he only has ONE nose on the last day... which is the ONLY day of the year he appears in public. KTHXBYE!)"

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queencallipygos
2007-09-10 06:14 pm UTC (link)

I managed to work the Pooping Yule Log into my work once. Four or five times a year, I write up the "study guides" for a theater company in Pennsylvania; they're pamphlets about each of the shows they do, with about four or five articles about the history of the play itself, bios of the playwright, production history, and some articles about the play itself or its subject matter. They're given out to teachers who bring their classes in for field trips so the teachers can make a whole lesson plan out of it; people can also buy them in the lobby during intermission.

One year their Christmas show was about a "tween" girl who was too cool for Santa, but she was visited by this mysterious lady named "Mrs. Cohen" who was actually another embodiment of Santa and got her to Believe again yadda yadda yadda; there was a line Mrs. Cohen had about how different kids around the world called her different things. So I wrote an article about the several different alternative gift-bringers throughout the world (the Christ Child in some countries, the Three Kings in others...)

To this day, students in Scranton might still be reading about the Pooing Yule Log in class, and it's all because of me. *happy sigh*

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