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Lettuce = Srs Bzns U Guise!
Over at customers_suck, there's a post about a bad customer at a buffet. But forget the usual fat wank, because this time we have lettuce wank when tytal calls out the OP for writing "lettuce" instead of "lettuces."

Of course, tytal's drunk, which may explain things.

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	nifflet 2007-09-14 06:02 am UTC (link)
	Cue the lettuce puns! Here's mine: Lettuce pray for an end to wankers. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	fevered_ego 2007-09-14 06:11 am UTC (link)
	You may think this wank is fertile ground for some agricultural shenanigans, but having been green enough to make this sort of judgment error back in my salad days, I promise you that the ensuing row simply isn't worth the trouble. In short, I suggest you leaf this one alone while you're still a head. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	altoidsaddict 2007-09-14 01:13 pm UTC (link)
	You're suggesting we all romaine silent? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ecchaniz0r 2007-09-14 02:41 pm UTC (link)
	Well, perhaps we ought to escarole our butter judgement; these things have a habit of getting radicchious. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	fevered_ego 2007-09-14 03:09 pm UTC (link)
	I am indeed, and that's just the tip of the iceberg! (Reply to this)(Parent)

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