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scorpio20 ([info]scorpio20) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-09-14 00:18:00
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Entry tags:body parts, ontd

Danger Will Robinson... NSFW!
The entire post is NSFW.

ONTD has declared it to be Happy P33N DAY! And much posting of the penis was enjoyed.

But the wank (yes, yes, I know) starts with the seventh comment of this post by [info]beaute__exquise declaring "If I were a male I'd have my penis removed. It's so grotesque."

[info]yobarracuda replies, "well...then you wouldnt really be male anymore. or completely male anyway". To which [info]beaute__exquise comes back with "Would I become a woman? I wouldn't want to be a woman either."

...

From there it descends to basically a p33n vs vajayjay debate (and I use the term loosely).


Bonus for the lady lovers: Dita von Teese
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[info]tangentialone
2007-09-14 06:43 am UTC (link)
PUSSY FOREVER

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(no subject) - [info]eso_si_que, 2007-09-15 03:11 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]tangentialone, 2007-09-15 03:16 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]eso_si_que, 2007-09-15 12:48 pm UTC

[info]caveat_lect0r
2007-09-14 06:44 am UTC (link)
Ah yes. I followed this as it was being posted, and was edified immensely by the chain yanking. No one seemed to catch on, either - but this IS ONTD we're talking about.

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[info]harrylovesron
2007-09-14 06:59 am UTC (link)
I'm sorry, was there wank somewhere?

Because all I'm seeing is LOTS OF SCRUMPTIOUS NAKED MEN. And bonus Dita. Rawwwwf.

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(no subject) - [info]scorpio20, 2007-09-14 07:57 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]onyxnoir, 2007-09-14 08:56 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]visp, 2007-09-16 02:39 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]onyxnoir, 2007-09-16 02:53 am UTC
sorry for the TMI - coreopsis, 2007-09-14 01:03 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]harrylovesron, 2007-09-14 03:07 pm UTC

[info]lostmahmarbles
2007-09-14 07:45 am UTC (link)
Fuck the wank. There's Christopher Meloni p33n. *is happy all over*

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(no subject) - iwanttobeasleep, 2007-09-14 02:21 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]lostmahmarbles, 2007-09-14 08:23 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]bangoskank, 2007-09-14 05:19 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]grapefruitzzz, 2007-09-14 10:57 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]hollywdliz, 2007-09-15 01:05 am UTC

[info]lush_rimbaud
2007-09-14 07:48 am UTC (link)
I know there's no fathoming this kind of thing, but what on earth do these people think is wrong with Dita von Teese's nipples? What do they expect nipples to look like, anyway?

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(no subject) - [info]atalantapendrag, 2007-09-14 08:13 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]jigofspite, 2007-09-14 08:29 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]shakeandbake, 2007-09-15 01:27 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]amymccabe, 2007-09-15 02:34 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]tiarlynn, 2007-09-14 09:53 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]napalmnacey, 2007-09-15 04:12 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]amymccabe, 2007-09-15 02:41 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sadisticferret, 2007-09-14 04:11 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]hickorydickory, 2007-09-14 06:35 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]queencallipygos, 2007-09-14 07:34 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]napalmnacey, 2007-09-15 04:14 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ayezur, 2007-09-15 07:37 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]napalmnacey, 2007-09-15 08:08 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]pink_rhombus, 2007-09-14 07:49 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]moonjaguar, 2007-09-14 09:16 pm UTC

[info]negativecosine
2007-09-14 08:07 am UTC (link)
Can I just say? It's kind of embarrassing when one's governor's penis is involved in public wank in any sense.

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(no subject) - [info]aaron_agonistes, 2007-09-14 06:55 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]napalmnacey, 2007-09-15 04:16 am UTC
OT, but...
[info]lil_miss_stfu
2007-09-14 08:27 am UTC (link)
Can I just say that I'd totally do Dita von Teese?

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Re: OT, but... - [info]rosehiptea, 2007-09-14 09:26 am UTC
A bit of info and some Dita boobies - [info]eilisliana, 2007-09-14 09:40 am UTC
Re: A bit of info and some Dita boobies - [info]rosehiptea, 2007-09-14 09:51 am UTC
I disagree with your subject line! - [info]puipui, 2007-09-14 10:29 am UTC
Re: I disagree with your subject line! - [info]wtf, 2007-09-14 01:40 pm UTC
Re: I disagree with your subject line! - [info]damnedfallacy, 2007-09-14 05:27 pm UTC
Re: I disagree with your subject line! - [info]priestesspadfoo, 2007-09-14 08:18 pm UTC
Re: OT, but... - (Anonymous), 2007-09-14 08:33 pm UTC
Re: OT, but... - [info]eso_si_que, 2007-09-15 12:49 pm UTC
Re: OT, but... - [info]ladysphinx, 2007-09-15 05:37 pm UTC

[info]onyxnoir
2007-09-14 08:55 am UTC (link)
Yay Dita pics! I spent more time looking at those than any of the p33n shots.

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[info]fevered_ego
2007-09-14 09:31 am UTC (link)
I once went to one of those weird little two-act concept plays that sometimes sprout up in the dark and damp of local art theatres.

The main character was a swan who turned into a human. At one point he went running stark naked around the set and aisles, bits joggling and flopping with abandon. Cock-and-balls all up in my face.

And that, kiddies, is why I always vote for pussy.

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(no subject) - [info]electricwitch, 2007-09-14 02:49 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]queencallipygos, 2007-09-14 03:38 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]electricwitch, 2007-09-14 05:23 pm UTC
Random naked theatre stories, yay! - [info]ymfaery, 2007-09-14 10:12 pm UTC
Re: Random naked theatre stories, yay! - [info]vzg, 2007-09-15 02:24 am UTC

[info]tiarlynn
2007-09-14 09:50 am UTC (link)
I consider ONTD a sad, sad guilty pleasure of mine, and was coming back to this post all day to...er...watch the discussion unfold. I was amazed that I refrained from commenting something along the lines of how many issues someone must have to find either genitalia "grotesque."

I found, though, that the copious amounts of p33n linked throughout, as well as others on later pages (6, 7?) prevented me from caring about the sexual repression of some of the psychos on that comm.

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(no subject) - [info]tiarlynn, 2007-09-14 09:54 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]freezer, 2007-09-14 05:10 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]krazycat, 2007-09-14 09:09 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]eilisliana, 2007-09-14 10:32 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]tiarlynn, 2007-09-15 03:53 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]eilisliana, 2007-09-15 04:00 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]queencallipygos, 2007-09-14 02:29 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ecchaniz0r, 2007-09-14 02:38 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]queencallipygos, 2007-09-14 02:49 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ecchaniz0r, 2007-09-14 04:14 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]queencallipygos, 2007-09-14 04:21 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]funwithrage, 2007-09-14 04:06 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]queencallipygos, 2007-09-14 04:57 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]funwithrage, 2007-09-14 05:56 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]queencallipygos, 2007-09-14 06:25 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]the_mouse, 2007-09-16 06:55 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]threegoldfish, 2007-09-14 08:54 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]hickorydickory, 2007-09-14 06:51 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]amymccabe, 2007-09-15 02:54 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]harrylovesron, 2007-09-14 03:16 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]magnolia_mama, 2007-09-14 06:14 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]littlest_lurker, 2007-09-15 07:26 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]amymccabe, 2007-09-15 02:56 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]littlest_lurker, 2007-09-16 01:02 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]amymccabe, 2007-09-16 11:58 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]funwithrage, 2007-09-17 05:19 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]lcsbanana, 2007-09-14 05:10 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]queencallipygos, 2007-09-14 06:58 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]influencethis, 2007-09-14 07:53 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]lcsbanana, 2007-09-14 09:52 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]cmdr_zoom, 2007-09-14 11:08 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]lcsbanana, 2007-09-15 12:21 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]tofuknight, 2007-09-16 08:14 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]littlest_lurker, 2007-09-15 12:18 am UTC

[info]rosehiptea
2007-09-14 09:52 am UTC (link)
i don't confine myself to the white man's way of typing. i consider myself a free person.

How nice for you...

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(no subject) - [info]cmdr_zoom, 2007-09-14 11:21 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]napalmnacey, 2007-09-15 04:19 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]funwithrage, 2007-09-14 04:06 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]julesnoctambule, 2007-09-14 05:57 pm UTC
(no subject) - pastri_archy, 2007-09-14 07:55 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2007-09-15 12:31 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]napalmnacey, 2007-09-15 04:20 am UTC
(no subject) - iwanttobeasleep, 2007-09-15 05:03 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]luthe, 2007-09-16 11:45 pm UTC

[info]notjo
2007-09-14 10:37 am UTC (link)
Instead of being a woman, can be a cactus?

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(no subject) - [info]tachikoma01, 2007-09-14 11:01 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]isa, 2007-09-14 11:20 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]tachikoma01, 2007-09-18 09:11 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]notjo, 2007-09-15 12:26 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]vzg, 2007-09-15 02:25 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]wyf_of_bathe, 2007-09-15 05:33 pm UTC

[info]daylightsparks
2007-09-14 01:25 pm UTC (link)
I'm puzzled but amused by the person randomly asking about TMJ in the Dita post.

*goes back to looking at Jonathan Rhys-Meyers*

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(no subject) - [info]wtf, 2007-09-14 01:44 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ymfaery, 2007-09-14 10:05 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]daylightsparks, 2007-09-14 10:12 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2007-09-15 10:07 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]kumquat_of_doom, 2007-09-16 11:55 pm UTC

[info]fuzzybluelogic
2007-09-14 01:49 pm UTC (link)
I have nothing useful to add other than: OoooOoOoo, Dita

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okay, so I went for the obvious joke
[info]jar
2007-09-14 02:13 pm UTC (link)
There are a whole lot of dicks there, alright.

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[info]queencallipygos
2007-09-14 02:33 pm UTC (link)
Thus spake [info]cuzgarysaysso, in agreement:

"If I could, I'd just be unisex."

I do not think that word means what you think it means...

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(no subject) - [info]luthe, 2007-09-16 11:47 pm UTC

[info]lyppy
2007-09-14 03:25 pm UTC (link)
Then you must be a dyke. Peens are better than vaginas in every single way.

How do I love thee, peen? Let me count the ways...

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[info]b_jellybean
2007-09-14 03:34 pm UTC (link)
I just want to say that the McFly picture has scarred me for life, because in the group picture with no peen, they look all of 14, and I can't wrap my head around the fact that they are legal and thus it's at least legally skeevy that there are pictures of their genitals on the internet.

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(no subject) - [info]rosehiptea, 2007-09-14 06:56 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]b_jellybean, 2007-09-14 10:42 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ashes, 2007-09-15 12:02 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]b_jellybean, 2007-09-15 03:01 am UTC

[info]lerefuge
2007-09-14 03:39 pm UTC (link)
The funnier I think the those p33n threads is the men coming in to defend the overcritisizing of the p33ns as non realistic. Considering they are the first to say the vagina pics are gross and smelly, I laugh. Oh ONTD, never change!

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[info]soupspooks
2007-09-14 03:39 pm UTC (link)
My 0.02$ (Canadian):

Human reproductive organs aren't nearly as exciting when you spend four years sitting in on autopsies where the corpse is, surprise surprise, people are naked.

It also helps that my boyfriend's mother randomly doesn't wear a top at home because of her hot flashes, and I've woken up his dad once while he was naked. It's somehow lost its impact for me.

...and the people I work for wonder why I've told them, "No, I *really* don't care if you wander around your apartment naked."

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(no subject) - [info]bangoskank, 2007-09-14 05:21 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]bigbigtruck, 2007-09-15 05:10 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]amymccabe, 2007-09-15 03:03 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]napalmnacey, 2007-09-15 04:24 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]amymccabe, 2007-09-15 03:02 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]takhys, 2007-09-16 01:53 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]luthe, 2007-09-16 11:50 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]takhys, 2007-09-17 12:34 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]amymccabe, 2007-09-16 11:55 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]takhys, 2007-09-17 12:35 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]amymccabe, 2007-09-17 12:43 pm UTC

[info]elemcee
2007-09-14 03:46 pm UTC (link)
That first picture of Dita is one of my most favourite, ever.

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[info]wolfsamurai
2007-09-14 04:13 pm UTC (link)
Mmm. Dita.

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[info]ilpalazzo
2007-09-14 05:03 pm UTC (link)
My god, I love me some looking at Dita. I like me some having sex with penises, but I'd rather look at Dita than a wang. I suppose this is maladjusted in some way.

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[info]lcsbanana
2007-09-14 05:07 pm UTC (link)
i vote ladytaco!

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On Dita:
[info]mcity
2007-09-14 05:16 pm UTC (link)
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

That is all.

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Re: On Dita: - [info]mael, 2007-09-14 08:21 pm UTC
Re: On Dita: - [info]puipui, 2007-09-14 09:55 pm UTC
Re: On Dita: - [info]elemcee, 2007-09-14 10:28 pm UTC
Re: On Dita: - [info]vzg, 2007-09-15 02:29 am UTC
Re: On Dita: - [info]elemcee, 2007-09-15 07:47 pm UTC
Re: On Dita: - [info]worstangel, 2007-09-15 02:12 am UTC
Re: On Dita: - [info]squib, 2007-09-15 11:29 am UTC
Re: On Dita: - [info]billymasqets, 2007-09-15 09:40 am UTC
"Obvious, with hindsight." Sorry. - [info]mcity, 2007-09-15 08:15 pm UTC
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