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scorpio20 ([info]scorpio20) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-09-14 00:18:00
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Entry tags:body parts, ontd

Danger Will Robinson... NSFW!
The entire post is NSFW.

ONTD has declared it to be Happy P33N DAY! And much posting of the penis was enjoyed.

But the wank (yes, yes, I know) starts with the seventh comment of this post by [info]beaute__exquise declaring "If I were a male I'd have my penis removed. It's so grotesque."

[info]yobarracuda replies, "well...then you wouldnt really be male anymore. or completely male anyway". To which [info]beaute__exquise comes back with "Would I become a woman? I wouldn't want to be a woman either."

...

From there it descends to basically a p33n vs vajayjay debate (and I use the term loosely).


Bonus for the lady lovers: Dita von Teese
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[info]zing_och
2007-09-14 05:24 pm UTC (link)
Nevermind that - is there foreskin debate? Becaus if there isn't, it's not real p33n wank.

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(no subject) - [info]lcsbanana, 2007-09-14 05:34 pm UTC
(no subject) - coreopsis, 2007-09-14 06:11 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]zing_och, 2007-09-15 08:49 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]pink_rhombus, 2007-09-14 07:58 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mael, 2007-09-14 08:27 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]pink_rhombus, 2007-09-14 09:38 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]napalmnacey, 2007-09-15 09:13 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]footsie, 2007-09-15 12:46 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]rachel_pi, 2007-09-16 05:01 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]uberlibran, 2007-09-15 12:13 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]heartsalliance, 2007-09-15 12:38 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]bigbigtruck, 2007-09-15 05:14 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]napalmnacey, 2007-09-15 09:14 am UTC

pastri_archy
2007-09-14 06:46 pm UTC (link)
Um, I'm just going to steal those Tortured'nHot!Ralph!pics and use them to build up a sweaty, delightful BDSM fantasy involving rope, a leather collar, lube, and an uneven lack of clothes. That's cool, right? I'll be sure to keep the camcorder on the whole time, okay?

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(no subject) - [info]queencallipygos, 2007-09-14 06:58 pm UTC
(no subject) - pastri_archy, 2007-09-14 07:20 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]hallidae, 2007-09-14 07:46 pm UTC
(no subject) - pastri_archy, 2007-09-14 08:09 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ladysphinx, 2007-09-15 05:41 pm UTC
(no subject) - pastri_archy, 2007-09-15 10:20 pm UTC

[info]marciamarcia
2007-09-14 06:51 pm UTC (link)
Brad Pitt is so cut that he almost doesn't look human anymore. I mean, don't get me wrong, it's hot as hell. I love me some man curve. But it seems weird that he actually has a penis. For some reason, I look at his body above the groin and think that he should be like a Ken doll down there.

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(no subject) - [info]hallidae, 2007-09-14 07:44 pm UTC

[info]aaron_agonistes
2007-09-14 06:53 pm UTC (link)
Jonathan Rhys-Meyers + Dita von Teese = BEST DAY OF SEKRITLY LOOKING AT PORN AT WORK EVER.


...Wank? What wank?

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iwanttobeasleep
2007-09-14 07:21 pm UTC (link)
Thank god for all the nekkid because the stupid in that post hurts.

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(no subject) - [info]frequentmouse, 2007-09-14 07:32 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]littlest_lurker, 2007-09-15 07:32 am UTC

[info]tehrin
2007-09-14 07:34 pm UTC (link)
*Stashes Dita pics away in her collection, along with some hot p33n* This wank was informative and I endorse it!

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[info]chikane
2007-09-14 07:56 pm UTC (link)
Then you must be a dyke. Peens are better than vaginas in every single way.

Apples, too, are better than oranges. And I also heard that red is always better than cheese.

Where's the point in stupid comparisons again?

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[info]mael
2007-09-14 08:25 pm UTC (link)
I swing both ways, and man, genitals just don't do it for me. Ridiculously fun to play with, definitely, but not really something I go out of my way to peek at.

Now boobs, boobs are a different matter. And hips. And shoulders. And asses. Let's not forget the asses. Mmhm.

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(no subject) - [info]rosehiptea, 2007-09-14 08:40 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]napalmnacey, 2007-09-15 09:19 am UTC
My thoughts on pubes: Let me show you them - [info]eso_si_que, 2007-09-15 03:42 pm UTC
Re: My thoughts on pubes: Let me show you them - [info]napalmnacey, 2007-09-15 04:50 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2007-09-14 08:41 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]silrana, 2007-09-14 08:56 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]seiberwing, 2007-09-15 02:01 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]seiberwing, 2007-09-14 10:20 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]vzg, 2007-09-15 02:33 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]napalmnacey, 2007-09-15 09:20 am UTC
GIP - [info]eso_si_que, 2007-09-15 03:34 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sadisticferret, 2007-09-16 03:22 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]moonpigeon, 2007-09-17 07:27 am UTC

[info]quietladybirman
2007-09-14 10:08 pm UTC (link)
Mm, Dita.

... wait, there was wank?

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[info]sakemaki
2007-09-14 10:13 pm UTC (link)
Joining the "what wank?" crowd here.. man, I'm sitting on my mum's laptop, she'll get suspicious when she discovers drool stains on them.

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[info]batshitinsane
2007-09-14 10:33 pm UTC (link)
I only had one thought looking at Health Ledger's pictures.

It swings

*chortles*

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(no subject) - [info]cmdr_zoom, 2007-09-14 10:47 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]batshitinsane, 2007-09-14 11:37 pm UTC

[info]isa
2007-09-14 11:25 pm UTC (link)
....I am at work. I am at work with my back and thus the screen to the showroom. OF COURSE this one happens today.

::weeps bitter, bitter, nekkid-less tears::

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[info]romanesque
2007-09-15 02:31 am UTC (link)
DITA *_* I have her photobook but still--random Dita is good for any day!

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[info]innocentsmith
2007-09-15 02:54 am UTC (link)
Given what's going on with the Veronica Mars character in the scene pictured, nice icon and comment convergence.

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(Anonymous)
2007-09-15 03:13 am UTC (link)
Yes, because women are totally just penisless men. Clearly they don't have a complicated sexual system of their own, and being femenine is just not being masculine, and the penis is the glorius thing that takes shamefull women up to wonderfull manhood.

*starts stabbing and never stops*

~E

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(no subject) - [info]sadisticferret, 2007-09-15 03:36 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2007-09-15 04:01 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]napalmnacey, 2007-09-15 09:22 am UTC

[info]sushi
2007-09-15 03:21 am UTC (link)
*waits for world to implode due to wank wank*

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[info]eso_si_que
2007-09-15 03:24 am UTC (link)
I'm a woman and I feel offended. My roommate is a woman and feels offended. Thus it is degrading to women. Would you like me to spell it out for you?

Please be a troll.


Pretty please?

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(no subject) - [info]napalmnacey, 2007-09-15 09:23 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2007-09-15 10:49 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]dragonfangirl, 2007-09-16 05:51 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]tofuknight, 2007-09-16 10:48 pm UTC
(no subject) - redwarrior, 2007-09-17 09:29 pm UTC

[info]monsley
2007-09-15 02:32 pm UTC (link)
Maybe it's more like you might be a lesbian? If you were one, I would understand completely why you'd be offended: vaginas would be your life. And that's totally fine! However, they aren't everyones. Some people who are straight think they're uglies, some people who are gay think their uglies.

Well, I don't know about you, but I'm utterly entranced by just how completely she understands. I mean, people, c'mon, VAGINAS WOULD BE HER LIFE. I know I would feel better about my batshit troll issues after reading such a rare, educational and beautiful hymn to tolerance posted by little miss "I got my doctorite in lesbianshipness by repeatedly watching 'Lesbian Vampire Man-eaters from Venus' until the VCR spontaneously combusted".

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Vaginas would be your life - [info]zing_och, 2007-09-16 06:10 pm UTC

[info]flyingphoenix
2007-09-15 04:55 pm UTC (link)
It's like Barbie (TM) all over again...I bet this beatue_exquise loved this dolls and expected everyone looks like that.

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redwarrior
2007-09-15 06:33 pm UTC (link)
I feel bad since the only guy there I found remotely attractive is the future Governator. And he's a jerk. >___<

And since I've seen so many pictures of (hot) naked post-op FtM's recently, it's kind of hard for me to parse the bio-men's equipment sometimes. Especially if it's flaccid and tiny.

...Now Dita? I'd go straight for that.

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[info]morgyne
2007-09-15 06:36 pm UTC (link)
*shares her feelings on nipple hair*

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(no subject) - [info]eso_si_que, 2007-09-15 10:23 pm UTC

[info]pepperlandgirl4
2007-09-15 11:34 pm UTC (link)
I love cocks. This is the best wank ever...

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(Anonymous)
2007-09-16 11:11 pm UTC (link)
AHAHAHAHHA! PENISWANK (Sorry, it was too tempting!)!


Seriously, did I miss the lesbian porn? Why is there no lesbian porn! D: D: D:


SleepyMouse

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[info]stella_polaris
2007-09-18 10:52 pm UTC (link)
A friend of mine once compared a photo of me to Dita von Teese. Nice to know who she is. Sadly, my friend must have poor eyesight, because I am not that hot.

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(Anonymous)
2007-09-19 05:08 am UTC (link)
All that wank over a few flaps of skin.

Is it bad that I wonder what these people have to say about ambiguous genitalia?

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