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	lush_rimbaud 2007-09-14 07:48 am UTC (link)
	I know there's no fathoming this kind of thing, but what on earth do these people think is wrong with Dita von Teese's nipples? What do they expect nipples to look like, anyway? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	atalantapendrag 2007-09-14 08:13 am UTC (link)
	If anyone has a problem with Dita's nipples, I selflessly offer to conceal them with my mouth. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	jigofspite 2007-09-14 08:29 am UTC (link)
	Haha. This comment made my day. (Impressive, seeing as it's only 1230 in the morning!) (Reply to this)(Parent)

	shakeandbake 2007-09-15 01:27 am UTC (link)
	I just choked on my Hot Pocket. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	amymccabe 2007-09-15 02:34 pm UTC (link)
	I volunteer to take over when you get bored, hungry or need a break. (Reply to this)(Parent)

tiarlynn
2007-09-14 09:53 am UTC (link)

It's the way of ONTD. They take someone with basically perfect features, either facially or bodily, and claim that they're somehow sub-par. I often like their bitchy, snarky comments, but the almost-comically hypercritical ones drive me crazy.

Well, that and the fact that 90% of the people that post there seem to have no concept of what people actually look like naked.

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	napalmnacey 2007-09-15 04:12 am UTC (link)
	90% of the people on there have no concept of what PEOPLE actually look like, period! It's really quite delicious to see them view the world through non-Adobe-filtered eyes for the first time. "What?! Rachel McAdams has NIPPLE HAIR!? OH NOES!" (Reply to this)(Parent)

	amymccabe 2007-09-15 02:41 pm UTC (link)
	I prescribe nude sun bathing. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	sadisticferret 2007-09-14 04:11 pm UTC (link)
	It's kind of like fark.com. No matter how beautiful a woman is, there's always someone there saying in all seriousness, "Her knees are way too sharp! She is way below my standards!" or some dumb shit like that. Oh, well. Not my problem. ~stares at the prettiness~ (Reply to this)(Parent)

	hickorydickory 2007-09-14 06:35 pm UTC (link)
	Looking back on the other Nipple Criticism wanks we've had, I must wonder the same thing. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	queencallipygos 2007-09-14 07:34 pm UTC (link)
	We are living in a world where labial cosmetic surgery is on the rise. I don't think many people know what any part of them is supposed to look like any more. Yay, abstinence-based sex ed. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	napalmnacey 2007-09-15 04:14 am UTC (link)
	I saw a porn where, quite obviously, the woman had had labial cosmetic surgery. It was revolting. Her puss looked like Eddie Krueger. I don't care HOW untidy my poonanie is, I ain't letting NO FUCKER near my labia unless there are some pretty good reasons for it. Like cancer or something. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ayezur 2007-09-15 07:37 am UTC (link)
	What if they were an attractive member of your preferred gender with sexy designs on said poonanie? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	napalmnacey 2007-09-15 08:08 am UTC (link)
	I probably wasn't clear. I'm not letting any fucker with surgical equipment near my poonanie. Attractive members of either sex are welcome to it, however. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	pink_rhombus 2007-09-14 07:49 pm UTC (link)
	You must keep in mind that the vast majority of posters on ONTD have never seen a naked human being other than their own reflection in the mirror - and I get the feeling that many of them aren't all that comfortable with even that level of exposure to naughty bits. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	moonjaguar 2007-09-14 09:16 pm UTC (link)
	I don't get what's so weird about her nipples or her boobs! Maybe the female contingent of ONTD never look in the mirror or take showers unless they're fully clothed and all genders whackily assume human boobs are supposed to be totally spherical and above the laws of gravity thsnks to overexposure to celebrity basketball bazooms? (Reply to this)(Parent)

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