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Danger Will Robinson... NSFW!
The entire post is NSFW.

ONTD has declared it to be Happy P33N DAY! And much posting of the penis was enjoyed.

But the wank (yes, yes, I know) starts with the seventh comment of this post by beaute__exquise declaring "If I were a male I'd have my penis removed. It's so grotesque."

yobarracuda replies, "well...then you wouldnt really be male anymore. or completely male anyway". To which beaute__exquise comes back with "Would I become a woman? I wouldn't want to be a woman either."

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From there it descends to basically a p33n vs vajayjay debate (and I use the term loosely).

Bonus for the lady lovers: Dita von Teese

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fevered_ego
2007-09-14 09:31 am UTC (link)

I once went to one of those weird little two-act concept plays that sometimes sprout up in the dark and damp of local art theatres.

The main character was a swan who turned into a human. At one point he went running stark naked around the set and aisles, bits joggling and flopping with abandon. Cock-and-balls all up in my face.

And that, kiddies, is why I always vote for pussy.

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	electricwitch 2007-09-14 02:49 pm UTC (link)
	Haha, my mother´s favourite story about the 60s is about a nude ballet she went to see with her parents, and basically all she and my gran did was laugh at the floppy penises for two hours. /random naked theatre story sharing time. bouncy penis icon and everything. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

queencallipygos
2007-09-14 03:38 pm UTC (link)

/random naked theatre story sharing time.

I actually have one myself -- well, it's a friend's story...he once was on the crew for a dance piece where there was nudity, and one of the stagehands one night decided he'd get naked backstage to help the dancers "feel more comfortable". Over the course of the next week, first one more stagehand joined in, then another, then another...until by the end of the show, all of the stagehands were also all stripping down backstage. (He said the only inconvenient moment for him came when he had to quickly lower a curtain, and had to jump up to make a grab for the curtain pull -- and did a full-frontal flop into the wall in doing so and ow.)

He also said that five years later he was making small talk with someone about past work and mentioned that he'd been on the crew at such-and-such a place and worked on such-and-such a show, and the person he was talking to broke into a grin and said, "oh, wait, the naked crew! I've heard about this!"

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	electricwitch 2007-09-14 05:23 pm UTC (link)
	Naked theatre stories are really fun! (Reply to this)(Parent)

Random naked theatre stories, yay!

ymfaery
2007-09-14 10:12 pm UTC (link)

I saw the stage version of "Six Degrees of Separation" in London many moons ago, with Stockard Channing in one of the starring roles. I don't know if it was in the movie, but in the stage version, the bit where the black guy (played by Will Smith in the movie, I think?) is caught with the male prostitute? The prostitute basically comes out and is all in the face of the couple *and* the audience. Naked. So you get a nice full-frontal right there.

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Re: Random naked theatre stories, yay!

vzg
2007-09-15 02:24 am UTC (link)

I don't remember it perfectly, but I'm pretty sure they had strategically hidden the prostitute's dangly bits in the move. I saw it in school, and I'm pretty sure the only time I saw penises in school was when I was researching syphilis and when we were covering... some war or other in eighth grade social studies. And possibly while looking through my friend's health book (which was not used in my class). Other than that, just drawings.

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