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scorpio20 ([info]scorpio20) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-09-14 00:18:00


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Entry tags:body parts, ontd

Danger Will Robinson... NSFW!
The entire post is NSFW.

ONTD has declared it to be Happy P33N DAY! And much posting of the penis was enjoyed.

But the wank (yes, yes, I know) starts with the seventh comment of this post by [info]beaute__exquise declaring "If I were a male I'd have my penis removed. It's so grotesque."

[info]yobarracuda replies, "well...then you wouldnt really be male anymore. or completely male anyway". To which [info]beaute__exquise comes back with "Would I become a woman? I wouldn't want to be a woman either."

...

From there it descends to basically a p33n vs vajayjay debate (and I use the term loosely).


Bonus for the lady lovers: Dita von Teese



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[info]rosehiptea
2007-09-14 09:52 am UTC (link)
i don't confine myself to the white man's way of typing. i consider myself a free person.

How nice for you...

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[info]cmdr_zoom
2007-09-14 11:21 am UTC (link)
Two different jokes are fighting for control of my fingers right now:

"What, hunt-and-peck with your huge black schlong?"

"What, Dvorak?"

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[info]napalmnacey
2007-09-15 04:19 am UTC (link)
HAhahahaha!!!

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[info]funwithrage
2007-09-14 04:06 pm UTC (link)
The white man's...what the shit now?

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[info]julesnoctambule
2007-09-14 05:57 pm UTC (link)
I'm hoping that's some sort of a joke somehow.

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pastri_archy
2007-09-14 07:55 pm UTC (link)
*inhales waffle fry*

not enough LOL in the world...

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(Anonymous)
2007-09-15 12:31 am UTC (link)
That reminds me of flagpoleman. It hurts, but I keep laughing and laughing.

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[info]napalmnacey
2007-09-15 04:20 am UTC (link)
If he were really going to stick to that ideology, he'd be commenting like this:

al MWEfESukdlzjukfj,smdjsalSDpo gkfj dfkj sdjksdfps' /fd ;sdkfhsd lifgh kfkusd

Cause yo - English much? LOL!

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iwanttobeasleep
2007-09-15 05:03 pm UTC (link)
Where's the button for tongue clicky noise, again?

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[info]luthe
2007-09-16 11:45 pm UTC (link)
!

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