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Danger Will Robinson... NSFW!
The entire post is NSFW.

ONTD has declared it to be Happy P33N DAY! And much posting of the penis was enjoyed.

But the wank (yes, yes, I know) starts with the seventh comment of this post by beaute__exquise declaring "If I were a male I'd have my penis removed. It's so grotesque."

yobarracuda replies, "well...then you wouldnt really be male anymore. or completely male anyway". To which beaute__exquise comes back with "Would I become a woman? I wouldn't want to be a woman either."

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From there it descends to basically a p33n vs vajayjay debate (and I use the term loosely).

Bonus for the lady lovers: Dita von Teese

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queencallipygos
2007-09-14 03:38 pm UTC (link)

/random naked theatre story sharing time.

I actually have one myself -- well, it's a friend's story...he once was on the crew for a dance piece where there was nudity, and one of the stagehands one night decided he'd get naked backstage to help the dancers "feel more comfortable". Over the course of the next week, first one more stagehand joined in, then another, then another...until by the end of the show, all of the stagehands were also all stripping down backstage. (He said the only inconvenient moment for him came when he had to quickly lower a curtain, and had to jump up to make a grab for the curtain pull -- and did a full-frontal flop into the wall in doing so and ow.)

He also said that five years later he was making small talk with someone about past work and mentioned that he'd been on the crew at such-and-such a place and worked on such-and-such a show, and the person he was talking to broke into a grin and said, "oh, wait, the naked crew! I've heard about this!"

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	electricwitch 2007-09-14 05:23 pm UTC (link)
	Naked theatre stories are really fun! (Reply to this)(Parent)

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