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scorpio20 ([info]scorpio20) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-09-14 00:18:00


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Entry tags:body parts, ontd

Danger Will Robinson... NSFW!
The entire post is NSFW.

ONTD has declared it to be Happy P33N DAY! And much posting of the penis was enjoyed.

But the wank (yes, yes, I know) starts with the seventh comment of this post by [info]beaute__exquise declaring "If I were a male I'd have my penis removed. It's so grotesque."

[info]yobarracuda replies, "well...then you wouldnt really be male anymore. or completely male anyway". To which [info]beaute__exquise comes back with "Would I become a woman? I wouldn't want to be a woman either."

...

From there it descends to basically a p33n vs vajayjay debate (and I use the term loosely).


Bonus for the lady lovers: Dita von Teese



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[info]soupspooks
2007-09-14 03:39 pm UTC (link)
My 0.02$ (Canadian):

Human reproductive organs aren't nearly as exciting when you spend four years sitting in on autopsies where the corpse is, surprise surprise, people are naked.

It also helps that my boyfriend's mother randomly doesn't wear a top at home because of her hot flashes, and I've woken up his dad once while he was naked. It's somehow lost its impact for me.

...and the people I work for wonder why I've told them, "No, I *really* don't care if you wander around your apartment naked."

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[info]bangoskank
2007-09-14 05:21 pm UTC (link)
You get kinda desensitized in art school too, with the nude models.

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[info]cmdr_zoom
2007-09-14 10:44 pm UTC (link)
My experience was that after about five minutes, the model not only ceases to be a naked person, he or she ceases to be a person (and becomes a collection of planes, curves, surfaces and shadows).

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[info]bigbigtruck
2007-09-15 05:10 am UTC (link)
I've often wondered if the models get creeped out by being looked at in the same way one would look at a building or car...

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[info]amymccabe
2007-09-15 03:03 pm UTC (link)
That's what I've found too.

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[info]napalmnacey
2007-09-15 04:24 am UTC (link)
I didn't. Probably because we kept getting randomly RIDICULOUSLY HOT young female models who sometimes came onto me. (And seeing as I'd not really explored my bisexuality yet at the time, I TOTALLY DIDN'T GET TO FIND OUT WHAT THE FUSS WAS ALL ABOUT DAMN IT!)

I say that I regret nothing in this life, but clearly that's wrong.

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[info]papervolcano
2007-09-14 07:34 pm UTC (link)
I edit medical papers. Even 4Chan doesn't phase me any more. Standard nudity almost fails to register, sometimes.

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[info]amymccabe
2007-09-15 03:02 pm UTC (link)
I was in the car with two coworkers. Somehow the two of them got to the topic of sleeping naked. "I could never. I'm afraid stuff will get...up there," said one. The other replies, "I'm afraid there will be a fire or something and I would have to flee the house naked and everyone will see me."

"Actually, I do in the summer and find it a lot more comfortable to sleep in the heat that way," I chimed in.

They gave each other this look and quickly changed the topic.

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[info]takhys
2007-09-16 01:53 pm UTC (link)
"Stuff will get up there" -- What stuff? Are there ninja cooter dwarves that run about in the dark and stuff quails in your snatch? Is that where lost socks go? Housekeys?

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[info]luthe
2007-09-16 11:50 pm UTC (link)
Suddenly the stories about man-eating vaginas make much more sense...

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[info]takhys
2007-09-17 12:34 am UTC (link)
TRUE STORY: I'm in an online, multiversal role-play where I have a character who is rumoured to have a rather nasty case of vagina dentata.

Behold, my favourite icon.

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[info]amymccabe
2007-09-16 11:55 pm UTC (link)
I am now going to randomly blame things on the Ninja Cooter Dwarves.]

Flat tire? It was the Ninja Cooter Dwarves.

Paycheck delayed? Ninja Cooter Dwarves.

Tree in your backyard fell on your house? Ninja Cooter Dwarves.


Seriously though, I'm not sure what she expected to get stuck "up there." Nor do I know why the fact that sometimes I am naked is that dismaying, but maybe to her that was the great revelation on where all her lost socks went.

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[info]takhys
2007-09-17 12:35 am UTC (link)
They do get everywhere.

Gah. I remember being out somewhere with a girl that I knew who was (for the most part) sane, rational and intelligent -- right up until she mentioned that she thought you could get pregnant through your belly button.

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[info]amymccabe
2007-09-17 12:43 pm UTC (link)
He sounds like a boyfriend I had in college...and he was a bio major so he should have known better! But it sounds like this girl probably was sane, rational and intelligent, but sorely lacked sex ed!

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