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Danger Will Robinson... NSFW!
The entire post is NSFW.

ONTD has declared it to be Happy P33N DAY! And much posting of the penis was enjoyed.

But the wank (yes, yes, I know) starts with the seventh comment of this post by beaute__exquise declaring "If I were a male I'd have my penis removed. It's so grotesque."

yobarracuda replies, "well...then you wouldnt really be male anymore. or completely male anyway". To which beaute__exquise comes back with "Would I become a woman? I wouldn't want to be a woman either."

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From there it descends to basically a p33n vs vajayjay debate (and I use the term loosely).

Bonus for the lady lovers: Dita von Teese

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	lcsbanana 2007-09-14 05:10 pm UTC (link)
	well, I wouldn't want to get a surprise closeup of one, because without context they look like really weird cuts of meat, but yes, IN context, they are perfectly nice! Even penises, which I find silly but not vile. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	queencallipygos 2007-09-14 06:58 pm UTC (link)
	without context they look like really weird cuts of meat, Oh, wait, wasn't there a wank recently where someone was quoted as saying that the female vulva looked like "A Geiger painting made of bacon"? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	influencethis 2007-09-14 07:53 pm UTC (link)
	I think that was on Pandagon; not sure if that showed up here. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	lcsbanana 2007-09-14 09:52 pm UTC (link)
	well, if you got all surprised by one, sure, 'cause....that's inside skin! which is basically what meat is. also i sometimes think of one of those wrinkly-face dogs, because....well, yes. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	cmdr_zoom 2007-09-14 11:08 pm UTC (link)
	I had to. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	lcsbanana 2007-09-15 12:21 am UTC (link)
	ILU 4-EVAH saves (Reply to this)(Parent)

	tofuknight 2007-09-16 08:14 pm UTC (link)
	um, WHAT? Wrinkly dogs? NO. on the other hand, last time I got a good cut (I fell against a rusty nail. Yes I'm up on my tetanus shots) I looked at it while cleaning and said; hey! It looks like the steak I just cooked today! Cool! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	littlest_lurker 2007-09-15 12:18 am UTC (link)
	bacon and Play-doh, IIRC. Yeah, that dude was...special. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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