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scorpio20 ([info]scorpio20) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-09-14 00:18:00


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Entry tags:body parts, ontd

Danger Will Robinson... NSFW!
The entire post is NSFW.

ONTD has declared it to be Happy P33N DAY! And much posting of the penis was enjoyed.

But the wank (yes, yes, I know) starts with the seventh comment of this post by [info]beaute__exquise declaring "If I were a male I'd have my penis removed. It's so grotesque."

[info]yobarracuda replies, "well...then you wouldnt really be male anymore. or completely male anyway". To which [info]beaute__exquise comes back with "Would I become a woman? I wouldn't want to be a woman either."

...

From there it descends to basically a p33n vs vajayjay debate (and I use the term loosely).


Bonus for the lady lovers: Dita von Teese



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[info]napalmnacey
2007-09-15 04:14 am UTC (link)
I saw a porn where, quite obviously, the woman had had labial cosmetic surgery. It was revolting. Her puss looked like Eddie Krueger.

I don't care HOW untidy my poonanie is, I ain't letting NO FUCKER near my labia unless there are some pretty good reasons for it. Like cancer or something.

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[info]ayezur
2007-09-15 07:37 am UTC (link)
What if they were an attractive member of your preferred gender with sexy designs on said poonanie?

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[info]napalmnacey
2007-09-15 08:08 am UTC (link)
I probably wasn't clear. I'm not letting any fucker with surgical equipment near my poonanie.

Attractive members of either sex are welcome to it, however.

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