Danger Will Robinson... NSFW!
The entire post is NSFW.

ONTD has declared it to be Happy P33N DAY! And much posting of the penis was enjoyed.

But the wank (yes, yes, I know) starts with the seventh comment of this post by beaute__exquise declaring "If I were a male I'd have my penis removed. It's so grotesque."

yobarracuda replies, "well...then you wouldnt really be male anymore. or completely male anyway". To which beaute__exquise comes back with "Would I become a woman? I wouldn't want to be a woman either."

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From there it descends to basically a p33n vs vajayjay debate (and I use the term loosely).


Bonus for the lady lovers: Dita von Teese