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Altoids Addict ([info]altoidsaddict) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-09-16 21:49:00


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Entry tags:awards, censorship

If it weren't for Fox, there wouldn't be any goddamned Emmy censorship in the first place?
The Emmy censorship brouhaha has moved off the D-List and onto that bastion of political incorrectness... Sally Field?

Sally Field's win for Best Actress in a Drama brought with it an unfocused, rambling speech that would have passed without notice had FOX not apparently cut off an anti-war statement she made at the end. She was to have ended with "If mothers ruled the world, there would be no god-damned wars in the first place."*

I'll let you all recover for a moment.

Right as she was saying "god-" FOX rather abruptly went to silence and a still shot of the audience, then peppily cut back to whatever the hell else the Emmys were awarding like Best Cinematography On A Tony Bennett or At Least Non-Colbert Special. (Okay, bitter.) Predictably, since the blogosphere hadn't finished toasting the Emmys over its censoring of Kathy Griffin's directive to "suck it, Jesus," everyone's going apeshit on the usual places and it only happened a few minutes ago. This is a perfect example of what I call the "D. H. Lawrence Principle": the mediocre only becomes notable if the public detects its suppression. Let the mediocre pass without comment, and it will join the faceless rabble of sensationalist acts. (Seriously, wouldn't we have just rolled our eyes at yet another political award speech and not paid much attention to it? Now we get to be angry at FOX.)

The woman played Norma Rae and survived several movies with Burt Reynolds. Frankly, I fear for the network.

*We know this thanks to the Canadians, who heard the sentence and as a result of the scandal will surely face riots in Toronto and Vancouver. You sacrificed your society so we could know of a naughty word. God bless.

Edit: Some back-and-forth here on another Democratic Underground thread. "It was censored!" "It wasn't censored!" "Duck season!" "Wabbit season!"

And apparently people are more upset on Ms. Field's behalf than Field herself, who was surprised she didn't utter more curse words.



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[info]notjo
2007-09-17 01:45 pm UTC (link)
I'm all for it! We could have a Goddess! She could rule with an iron fist! Yes! Verily! There would be lesbian virgin sacrifices! Woo hoo!

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[info]missdaisy
2007-09-17 04:34 pm UTC (link)
No, no, no, we could sacrifice Men Who Can't Pick Up Their Own Socks and Always Leave the Damn Toilet Seat Up at Night. Baking cupcakes for school fund raisers would be a sacrament. Everyone would have to worship at the Church of Mom on Sundays. And we'd all pray to Molly Weasley at night.

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[info]velvet_mace
2007-09-17 04:56 pm UTC (link)
I agree. A mother-goddess would more likely to tell those priests to eat their vegetables and play with their kids. If anyone was sacrificed it would be hot guys offering up their little deaths on the alter of slash porn.

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[info]brennalarose
2007-09-17 05:16 pm UTC (link)
Not if you picked the right one. Look at Kali. She wears severed heads on her belt and is called the "Devourer of Souls".

I'd sacrifice a FOX exec to her if she asked me. Anything for Firefly (mah poor widdle fandom).

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[info]altoidsaddict
2007-09-17 05:17 pm UTC (link)
I'd sacrifice a FOX exec for a Klondike Bar.

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[info]velvet_mace
2007-09-17 05:47 pm UTC (link)
Ice cream for all, I say!

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[info]mmanurere
2007-09-17 07:05 pm UTC (link)
Wait...people don't already pray to Molly Weasley?

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[info]monsley
2007-09-18 07:50 pm UTC (link)
We could love her and despair!

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