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Auntie Singe Addams ([info]singe) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-09-22 11:45:00


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Entry tags:food, godwin's, jokes that don't go over well, racism

You got your racism in my coffee! You got your coffee in my racism!
[info]evilgrins delivered a list of bogus food terms to the [info]food_porn community which was kind of amusing but the last definition...

arab coffee: Thick, black, bitter coffee, traditionally served in tiny cups at gunpoint.

...really inspired some, uh, debate.

[info]likeawoman is accused of being likeatroll for staying determinedly offended by everyone but [info]obfuscate brings up Godwins first. "If you replace "arab coffee" with "matzo" is it an insult to Jews? "Haggis" (I hear it's good, but what the hell.. who came up with that?), and it's a comment on how violent those damn Scots are? Put "borscht" in there and you're pissing on the Slavs? "Liverwurst" would then, I suppose, mean that all Germans are violent Nazis."

Nobody likes a laugh more than me. Except for my wife. And Mrs. Johnson.

Define 'Offensive.'

Am I the only one that likes Turkish Coffee?

Why the random-ass definitions anyway?

As a White Canadian Female, let me clarify things for ya'll.



See, this is why I drink tea.



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[info]puipui
2007-09-22 06:46 pm UTC (link)
TEA >>>>>>> COFFEE OMG! *lets the terrorists win*

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[info]papervolcano
2007-09-22 07:12 pm UTC (link)
Coffee
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Coffee<tea, obviously. Coffee is vile. However, green tea>tea. You know this to be true.

Or possibly I just fail at being British. I adulterate my green tea with flavoursome things, too.

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[info]rennyn_alerothi
2007-09-22 07:23 pm UTC (link)
OMG I LIEK BOTH!!!

*Is horribly conflicted.*

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[info]empy
2007-09-24 04:59 pm UTC (link)
So do I. WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE BIPARTISAN HOT BEVERAGE IMBIBERS?

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[info]rennyn_alerothi
2007-09-24 06:00 pm UTC (link)
LIEK BESECKUALS, WE DON'T RLY XIST. ;_;

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[info]empy
2007-09-24 06:08 pm UTC (link)
Wait, I'm a bisexual English major who likes both tea and coffee... that makes me non-existent three times over.

*has existential crisis*

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[info]tunxeh
2007-09-22 07:37 pm UTC (link)
espresso, Turkish coffee, or green tea > black tea > American-style coffee

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[info]fuzzytowers
2007-09-22 07:43 pm UTC (link)
Green Tea<---Opresses Frogs. Now Kermit is upset. :(

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[info]puipui
2007-09-22 07:56 pm UTC (link)
It's not easy, being green tea.

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[info]eso_si_que
2007-09-23 05:46 am UTC (link)
*ships green tea/chai*

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[info]jat_sapphire
2007-09-23 04:18 pm UTC (link)
No, nooo! OTP=rooibos/chai!

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[info]singe
2007-09-22 07:15 pm UTC (link)
WOO HOO!

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