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Dan Fogelberg's ([info]llama_treats) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-09-24 14:43:00
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Entry tags:frosting, icing, it is not a waste of butter and sugar, uk

If I knew you were wanking, I'd have iced a cake
Over in [info]hp_britglish, schemingreader makes the mistake of asking what the stuff you spread on top of a cake is called. Hint: It ain't "frosting".

[info]oncelikeshari thinks that butter icing is evil and wrong and should be stopped, or that it doesn't exist. I'm not entirely sure.

Either way, I want cake. :(

Short, but sweet.


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[info]hangingfire
2007-09-24 07:49 pm UTC (link)
I had no idea the stuff you put on cakes was such serious business. My favorite part is the invocation of wartime rationing. Not quite Godwin's, but I guess it makes for a respectable hand in Misery Poker.

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[info]llama_treats
2007-09-24 07:53 pm UTC (link)
In 1939, I had to walk uphill both ways while being bombed just so I could get icing made of vomit and mica!

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[info]hangingfire
2007-09-24 07:56 pm UTC (link)
"You were lucky. We lived for three months in a paper bag in a septic tank. We used to have to get up at six in the morning, clean the paper bag, eat a crust of stale bread, go to work down t' mill, fourteen hours a day, week-in week-out, for sixpence a week, and when we got home our Dad would thrash us to sleep wi' his belt."

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[info]puipui
2007-09-24 08:03 pm UTC (link)
Right. We used to have to get up in the morning at ten o'clock at night, half an hour before we went to bed, drink a cup of acid, work 29 hours a day at the mill and pay the mill owner for permission to come to work, and when we got home our Dad would kill us and then dance about on our graves singing Hallelujah while eating cake frosted with buttercream icing made out of our own ashes.

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[info]braisinhussy
2007-09-24 08:08 pm UTC (link)
And you try and tell the young people of today that ..... they won't believe you.

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[info]tehrin
2007-09-24 09:02 pm UTC (link)
I love this thread. So much.

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[info]puipui
2007-09-24 09:08 pm UTC (link)
♥ ♥ ♥

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pastri_archy
2007-09-24 10:48 pm UTC (link)
*adds to thread!love* ♥

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[info]tiarlynn
2007-09-25 05:25 am UTC (link)
I fourth the thread ♥!

/totters off to listen to sketch again

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[info]pfeffermuse
2007-09-25 02:50 pm UTC (link)
. . . and you did what you could with your gas mask.*




/George Formby reference

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[info]dragonfangirl
2007-09-25 10:47 am UTC (link)
AND WE WERE GRATEFUL.

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