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Dan Fogelberg's ([info]llama_treats) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-09-24 14:43:00
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Entry tags:frosting, icing, it is not a waste of butter and sugar, uk

If I knew you were wanking, I'd have iced a cake
Over in [info]hp_britglish, schemingreader makes the mistake of asking what the stuff you spread on top of a cake is called. Hint: It ain't "frosting".

[info]oncelikeshari thinks that butter icing is evil and wrong and should be stopped, or that it doesn't exist. I'm not entirely sure.

Either way, I want cake. :(

Short, but sweet.


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[info]hearsawho
2007-09-24 10:50 pm UTC (link)
THE POWER OF FROSTING COMPELS YOU.

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[info]puipui
2007-09-24 10:52 pm UTC (link)
FROSTING WAS HIS SLED!

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[info]hearsawho
2007-09-24 10:53 pm UTC (link)
THAT FROSTING IS THE PURE, PHYSICAL MANIFESTATION OF SADAKO'S HATRED.

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[info]stromatolite
2007-09-24 11:00 pm UTC (link)
THEY MAY TAKE OUR MOVIE QUOTES, BUT THEY'LL NEVER TAKE OUR FROSTING!

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[info]scarah2
2007-09-24 11:07 pm UTC (link)
SNAPE ICED DUMBLEDORE PAGE 606.

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[info]hearsawho
2007-09-24 11:12 pm UTC (link)
LOGIC CLEARLY DICTATES THAT THE NEEDS OF THE CAKES OUTWEIGH THE NEEDS OF THE FROSTING.

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[info]puipui
2007-09-24 11:25 pm UTC (link)
CAKE. THE FINAL FRONTIER. THESE ARE THE VOYAGES OF THE STARSHIP FROSTINGUYS. OUR FIVE-YEAR MISSION: TO EXPLORE STRANGE NEW DESSERTS. TO SEEK OUT NEW CAKES AND NEW FLAVORIZATIONS. TO BOLDLY FROST WHERE NO ICING HAS GONE BEFORE!

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[info]stromatolite
2007-09-24 11:32 pm UTC (link)
(OMG OMG OMG!)

I'M A FROSTING, NOT A PUDDING.

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[info]puipui
2007-09-24 11:35 pm UTC (link)
I FIND THIS FROSTING TO BE MOST ILLOGICAL, CAPTAIN.

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[info]stromatolite
2007-09-24 11:42 pm UTC (link)
(holding up either a can or a tub of either frosting or icing)
-WHAT IS IT?
-IT'S, UH... IT'S BUTTERCREAM!

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[info]llama_treats
2007-09-24 11:58 pm UTC (link)
IT SEEMS THIS FROSTING IS BISEXUAL, REPRODUCING AT WILL.

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[info]youngcurmudgeon
2007-09-25 03:59 am UTC (link)
IT'S WORSE THAN THAT; IT'S FROSTING, JIM.

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[info]miramira
2007-09-25 02:43 pm UTC (link)
YE CANNA CHANGE THE LAWS O' FROSTIN'!

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[info]llama_treats
2007-09-25 11:43 pm UTC (link)
I DIDN'T MEAN TO SAY THE ENTERPRISE SHOULD BE FROSTING CAKES, I MEANT TO SAY IT SHOULD BE EATEN LIKE A CAKE.

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[info]vito_excalibur
2007-09-26 05:41 am UTC (link)
IT'S ICING, JIM; BUT NOT AS WE KNOW IT.

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Damn, I was too slow.
[info]fevered_ego
2007-09-24 11:22 pm UTC (link)
NOT MY FROSTING, YOU BITCH!

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Re: Damn, I was too slow.
[info]mcity
2007-09-24 11:56 pm UTC (link)
MY ICING IS FROSTING!

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Re: Damn, I was too slow.
[info]sisterelwood
2007-09-25 03:15 am UTC (link)
THE FROSTING IS OUT THERE.

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Re: Damn, I was too slow.
[info]mcity
2007-09-25 04:26 am UTC (link)
SNAPE I-wait, someone did that one already.

THAT...THAT'S NOT ICING. THAT'S NOT ICING AT ALL. THERE WAS FROSTING NOW. THERE WAS ALL THE FROSTING I NEEDED...THAT'S NOT ICING!

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Re: Damn, I was too slow.
(Anonymous)
2007-09-25 05:32 am UTC (link)
THIS WAS NO ORDINARY FROSTING, THIS WAS ICING MANIFEST.

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Re: Damn, I was too slow.
[info]mcity
2007-09-25 05:39 am UTC (link)
THE FROSTING IS CIVILIZATION!

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Re: Damn, I was too slow.
[info]wonderfish
2007-09-25 07:25 am UTC (link)
WHEN MY TAINTED FROSTING FINDS ITS CAKE, I WILL TOPPLE THE MASTER OF THAT DARK BAKED GOOD. FROM MY BLACK FOREST, I WILL LASH TOGETHER A CANDLE OF BONE AND BLOOD, AND FUELED BY MY HATRED FOR YOU THIS FEAR DESSERT WILL BORE A HOLE BETWEEN THIS WORLD AND THAT ONE.

WHEN IT BEGINS, YOU WILL HEAR THE SOUNDS OF CHILDREN EATING AS THOUGH FROM A GREAT DISTANCE. A SMOKING TUB OF ICING WILL GROW ABOVE YOUR CAKES, AND FROM IT WILL EMERGE A THOUSAND STARVING FAT KIDS. AS I SLIP THROUGH THE WIDENING MAW IN MY NEW FORM, YOU WILL CATCH ONLY A GLIMPSE OF MY BUTTERCREAM BEFORE YOU ARE FROSTED. THEN, AS TEARS OF BUBBLING SUGAR STREAM DOWN MY FACE, MY DARK BAKING WILL BEGIN.

I WILL OPEN ONE OF MY SIX MOUTHS, AND I WILL EAT THE CAKE THAT ENDS THE WORLD.

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Re: Damn, I was too slow. - [info]mcity, 2007-09-25 04:31 pm UTC
Re: Damn, I was too slow. - [info]wonderfish, 2007-09-25 07:16 pm UTC
Re: Damn, I was too slow. - [info]mcity, 2007-09-25 07:22 pm UTC
Re: Damn, I was too slow. - [info]wonderfish, 2007-09-25 07:28 pm UTC
Re: Damn, I was too slow. - [info]mcity, 2007-09-25 07:36 pm UTC
Re: Damn, I was too slow. - [info]wonderfish, 2007-09-25 07:40 pm UTC
Okay, yeah, that was beautiful. XD
[info]puipui
2007-09-25 07:00 am UTC (link)
NOW HE DEAD FROM CAKE.

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Re: Okay, yeah, that was beautiful. XD
(Anonymous)
2007-09-25 02:39 pm UTC (link)
HE CRIED IN A WHISPER AT SOME IMAGE, SOME VISION -- HE CRIED OUT TWICE, A CRY THAT WAS NO MORE THAN A BREATH:

"THE FROSTING! THE FROSTING!"

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Re: Okay, yeah, that was beautiful. XD - [info]mydruthers, 2007-09-25 03:00 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]stromatolite, 2007-09-25 03:33 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]mydruthers, 2007-09-25 10:09 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]some_dude, 2007-09-26 01:34 am UTC
Re: Damn, I was too slow.
(Anonymous)
2007-09-25 12:54 pm UTC (link)
You win!

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