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Dan Fogelberg's ([info]llama_treats) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-09-24 14:43:00
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Entry tags:frosting, icing, it is not a waste of butter and sugar, uk

If I knew you were wanking, I'd have iced a cake
Over in [info]hp_britglish, schemingreader makes the mistake of asking what the stuff you spread on top of a cake is called. Hint: It ain't "frosting".

[info]oncelikeshari thinks that butter icing is evil and wrong and should be stopped, or that it doesn't exist. I'm not entirely sure.

Either way, I want cake. :(

Short, but sweet.


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Re: Damn, I was too slow.
(Anonymous)
2007-09-25 05:32 am UTC (link)
THIS WAS NO ORDINARY FROSTING, THIS WAS ICING MANIFEST.

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Re: Damn, I was too slow.
[info]mcity
2007-09-25 05:39 am UTC (link)
THE FROSTING IS CIVILIZATION!

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Re: Damn, I was too slow.
[info]wonderfish
2007-09-25 07:25 am UTC (link)
WHEN MY TAINTED FROSTING FINDS ITS CAKE, I WILL TOPPLE THE MASTER OF THAT DARK BAKED GOOD. FROM MY BLACK FOREST, I WILL LASH TOGETHER A CANDLE OF BONE AND BLOOD, AND FUELED BY MY HATRED FOR YOU THIS FEAR DESSERT WILL BORE A HOLE BETWEEN THIS WORLD AND THAT ONE.

WHEN IT BEGINS, YOU WILL HEAR THE SOUNDS OF CHILDREN EATING AS THOUGH FROM A GREAT DISTANCE. A SMOKING TUB OF ICING WILL GROW ABOVE YOUR CAKES, AND FROM IT WILL EMERGE A THOUSAND STARVING FAT KIDS. AS I SLIP THROUGH THE WIDENING MAW IN MY NEW FORM, YOU WILL CATCH ONLY A GLIMPSE OF MY BUTTERCREAM BEFORE YOU ARE FROSTED. THEN, AS TEARS OF BUBBLING SUGAR STREAM DOWN MY FACE, MY DARK BAKING WILL BEGIN.

I WILL OPEN ONE OF MY SIX MOUTHS, AND I WILL EAT THE CAKE THAT ENDS THE WORLD.

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Re: Damn, I was too slow.
[info]mcity
2007-09-25 04:31 pm UTC (link)
ICE THIS CAKE. ICE IT. THIS BAKED GOOD RIGHT HERE! ICE IT FIRST!

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Re: Damn, I was too slow.
[info]wonderfish
2007-09-25 07:16 pm UTC (link)
TURN IN MY PENIS? HOW WILL I FROST CAKES?

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Re: Damn, I was too slow.
[info]mcity
2007-09-25 07:22 pm UTC (link)
FINALLY. A CHANCE TO USE MY DEGREE.

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Re: Damn, I was too slow.
[info]wonderfish
2007-09-25 07:28 pm UTC (link)
YOU WANT A UNICORN? YOU WANT ME TO FROST A UNICORN. YOU KNOW HOW HARD THOSE ARE TO FIND? THERE'S, LIKE, ONE.

AND I WANT TO ICE IT.

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Re: Damn, I was too slow.
[info]mcity
2007-09-25 07:36 pm UTC (link)
I give.

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Re: Damn, I was too slow.
[info]wonderfish
2007-09-25 07:40 pm UTC (link)
You fought hard. You should be proud.

(Besides, I was out of ideas too.)

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Okay, yeah, that was beautiful. XD
[info]puipui
2007-09-25 07:00 am UTC (link)
NOW HE DEAD FROM CAKE.

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Re: Okay, yeah, that was beautiful. XD
(Anonymous)
2007-09-25 02:39 pm UTC (link)
HE CRIED IN A WHISPER AT SOME IMAGE, SOME VISION -- HE CRIED OUT TWICE, A CRY THAT WAS NO MORE THAN A BREATH:

"THE FROSTING! THE FROSTING!"

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Re: Okay, yeah, that was beautiful. XD
[info]mydruthers
2007-09-25 03:00 pm UTC (link)
TONIGHT WE DINE IN THE BAKERY!

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[info]stromatolite
2007-09-25 03:33 pm UTC (link)
O FROSTING! MY FROSTING! THE BAKERY TRIP IS DONE;
THE CAKE HAS COOLED OF ON THE RACK, THE PRIZE WE SOUGHT IS WON;
THE PARTY NEAR, DESSERT FORKS I HEAR, PEOPLE ALL EXULTING,
WHILE FOLLOW EYES THE BIG WHITE BOX, THE BAKER'S LOGO GLEAMING:
BUT O TOOTH! TOOTH! TOOTH!
O THE MELTING DRIPS OF WHITE,
WHERE ON THE CAKE THE FROSTING LIES,
IT WAS ICING ALL ALONG.

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(Anonymous)
2007-09-25 04:40 pm UTC (link)
WHETHER I SHALL TURN OUT TO BE THE FROSTING ON MY OWN CAKE, OR WHETHER THAT PASTRY KNIFE SHALL BE WIELDED BY ANYBODY ELSE, THIS CAKE PLATE MUST SHOW.

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[info]mydruthers
2007-09-25 10:09 pm UTC (link)
SOYLENT GREEN IS ICING!

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[info]some_dude
2007-09-26 01:34 am UTC (link)
IT IS A TRUTH UNIVERSALLY ACKNOWLEDGED, THAT A SINGLE CAKE IN POSSESSION OF A GOOD BAKER, MUST BE IN WANT OF FROSTING.

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Re: Damn, I was too slow.
(Anonymous)
2007-09-25 12:54 pm UTC (link)
You win!

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