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frosting, icing, it is not a waste of butter and sugar, uk

If I knew you were wanking, I'd have iced a cake
Over in hp_britglish, schemingreader makes the mistake of asking what the stuff you spread on top of a cake is called. Hint: It ain't "frosting".

oncelikeshari thinks that butter icing is evil and wrong and should be stopped, or that it doesn't exist. I'm not entirely sure.

Either way, I want cake. :(

Short, but sweet.

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Gracious! This is all so sudden!

innocentsmith
2007-09-25 08:38 am UTC (link)

SONDHEIM MEDLEY:

SOME PEOPLE CAN GET A THRILL
USING JAM AS A LAYER CAKE FILL
THAT'S PERFECT FOR SOME PEOPLE WHO DON'T LIKE BUTTERCREAM!
BUT I!
WOULD RATHER EAT PIE!
WHEN I THINK OF ALL THE CUPCAKES I HAD TO FROST AND
ALL THE BOSTONS I HAD TO CREAM
ALL THE ALASKAS I HAD TO BAKE AND
HEY GANACHE, I'M COMING YOUR WAY!

AGONY! BEYOND POWER OF SPEECH
WHEN BOILED FROSTING'S WHAT YOU WANT
BUT YOU'VE GOT ONLY CHERRY OR PEACH

STILL, NO MATTER THE ICE,
I NEVER FROST ANYTHING TWICE.

SOONER OR LATER THAT CAKE WILL BE MINE,
SOONER OR LATER RICH FILLING IS FINE,
BABY, IT'S TIME THAT YOU FACED IT:
I ALWAYS GREASE MY PANS.

I FEEEEEEEL YOU, BANANA BREAD...!

NOT A CAKE GOES BY,
NOT A SINGLE CAKE!...
BUT IT'S SOMEHOW A PART OF MY THIGHS
AND IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'LL STAY
AS THE DAYS GO BY...!

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	Re: Gracious! This is all so sudden! puipui 2007-09-25 11:08 am UTC (link)
	OMG you win. I surrender! You have won everything ever! Go you! XD (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Gracious! This is all so sudden! innocentsmith 2007-09-25 07:48 pm UTC (link)
	Ooh, I've always wanted an everything ever. Thank you! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Re: Gracious! This is all so sudden! negativecosine 2007-09-25 07:36 pm UTC (link)
	sob (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Gracious! This is all so sudden! innocentsmith 2007-09-25 07:49 pm UTC (link)
	pat pat pat I'm sorry. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Gracious! This is all so sudden! negativecosine 2007-09-25 07:52 pm UTC (link)
	Also now I have Johanna stuck in my head. Not that I mind, but my roommate sure does. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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