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Caito Potato ([info]caito) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-10-08 01:08:00
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Entry tags:cats

Oh noez! I can has wankburger plz?
A post in the I Can Has Cheezburger livejournal feed has exploded in wank, because everyone knows lolcats are serious business. Apparently lion cuts for the kitties is a hot button controversial issue, so is what is and is not cool.

We've got douches, ignorant sluts, asses, and Comment Patrol Officers. And also your cat looks retarded.

So anyway, what are your thoughts on shaved pussy?


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[info]hickorydickory
2007-10-07 05:19 pm UTC (link)
My thoughts on lion cuts, let me show you themz.

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[info]amymccabe
2007-10-08 01:10 am UTC (link)
LOLZ!

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flightstothesea
2007-10-07 05:29 pm UTC (link)
OH NOES SHAVING A CAT'S HAIR IS CRUEL!!

On a related note, I'm not sure what annoys me more, idiot commenters on LJ feeds or the macro-speak in the comments at ICHC.

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[info]notjo
2007-10-08 01:13 pm UTC (link)
Oh lord, the macro-speak. *holds head*

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(no subject) - [info]solar_type_star, 2007-10-08 01:18 pm UTC

[info]rosehiptea
2007-10-07 05:44 pm UTC (link)
Considering that it sounds very difficult and/or expensive to shave a cat, I'm having my doubts that a significant amount of people are doing it just so they can put an amusing picture up on the internet with misspelled words on it.

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(no subject) - [info]mistressrenet, 2007-10-07 08:47 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]rosehiptea, 2007-10-07 08:51 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]rosehiptea, 2007-10-07 08:52 pm UTC
(no subject) - rachelthedemon, 2007-10-08 02:05 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2007-10-08 04:35 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]zinkchan, 2007-10-09 05:47 pm UTC

[info]freezer
2007-10-07 05:46 pm UTC (link)
The sum total of elementa's posts: I don't care how many of you tell me that shaving like that is for the cat's own good. I say it's stupid and wrong, therefore you're all wrong.

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(no subject) - [info]brennalarose, 2007-10-07 05:52 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]soupspooks, 2007-10-07 08:54 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]brennalarose, 2007-10-07 09:09 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]soupspooks, 2007-10-07 09:14 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]brennalarose, 2007-10-09 07:45 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]faemageforsaken, 2007-10-07 10:39 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]brennalarose, 2007-10-08 01:05 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]catslash, 2007-10-08 07:04 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]chibikaijuu, 2007-10-07 06:13 pm UTC
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iwanttobeasleep
2007-10-07 05:57 pm UTC (link)
My thoughts on lion cuts! And we do it because my mom couldn't stand the amount he shed.

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(no subject) - [info]magnolia_mama, 2007-10-07 06:49 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]pink_rhombus, 2007-10-08 04:46 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]napalmnacey, 2007-10-14 06:50 pm UTC

[info]brennalarose
2007-10-07 06:08 pm UTC (link)
The site has far less wank actually happening. There have been a few "OH THAT"S AWFUL!" but most people there get it.

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[info]tehrin
2007-10-07 06:19 pm UTC (link)
How does she know it wasn't for matt control? My maine coon/persian really couldn't get back there. *misses her kitty*

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(no subject) - [info]tehrin, 2007-10-07 06:21 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]plazmah, 2007-10-10 12:04 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]brennalarose, 2007-10-07 09:10 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]puipui, 2007-10-08 01:33 am UTC
Hail the Far Side - [info]singe, 2007-10-08 03:18 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]frequentmouse, 2007-10-08 06:12 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2007-10-10 03:20 am UTC
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[info]sisterelwood
2007-10-07 06:33 pm UTC (link)
I think most people value their lives too much to do something like this to a cat for shits and giggles.

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[info]chibikaijuu
2007-10-07 06:33 pm UTC (link)
I hadn't been to icanhascheezburger in ages - this is my new favorite macro.

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(no subject) - [info]cleolinda, 2007-10-07 08:11 pm UTC
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[info]hallidae
2007-10-07 06:45 pm UTC (link)
I wish I still had a picture of Tima after her trip to the vet. Poor thing had really long fur and got something (which we learned from the vet was a poo-ball) so tangled in her tail that she cried whenever we tried to cut it out, so we had to resort to taking her in. They wound up shaving from her butt to about an inch from the tip of her tail, so an accurate description of what she looked like at the time would have been "FLUFFbarePOODLEPUFF".

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[info]dunc
2007-10-07 06:47 pm UTC (link)
Yes, it's sometimes necessary, but that doesn't mean it's not hilarious. Someone needs to unknot their panties. :P

My parents have had to give their cat Murphy the lion cut a few times because of clumps. The regrown fur has a slightly different texture and after the second time, hasn't clumped again. Everyone wins! (As long as the scratchies are plentiful.)

Please note he looks like a spaz in the first link because he coming out from under heavy drugs due to also having had a rotten tooth pulled.

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(no subject) - [info]ecchaniz0r, 2007-10-07 06:51 pm UTC

[info]elemcee
2007-10-07 08:04 pm UTC (link)
You know, I've had cats all my life, and know several other people who have them, too, and I've never heard of this, before.

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(no subject) - [info]brennalarose, 2007-10-07 09:04 pm UTC
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[info]cygnia
2007-10-07 09:17 pm UTC (link)
My grandfather's cat Annie had the most pitiful, yet indignant meow when she had to get shaved every summer. But her fur would get so matted in the summer time if he didn't do it...

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[info]jerel
2007-10-08 12:46 am UTC (link)
Our 18-pound Meep had to have stitches, so just those areas were shaved. Meep is a short-hair, but his fur is very thick. We kind of like him with close-cut fur. I also think it will take about 6 pounds off his weight if we were to shave him. But that's an awful lot of money just for the lulz.

I had no idea shaving kitties was such srs bizness.

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(no subject) - [info]brennalarose, 2007-10-08 01:22 am UTC

[info]squib
2007-10-08 01:58 am UTC (link)
Only thing that sucks about shaving our Himalayan (which is especially useful if they get ringworm, makes it easier to do the constant bathing that's needed) is that the other cats don't recognize him at first. He looks different and smells different, so they hiss at him for a couple of days. Then everything's fine, though. My first Persian loved getting shaved, and he'd caper around like a kitten. Osama's kinda meh about it-- but it's pretty funny to have an Osama in a lion cut, since, y'know, that's what the name means. :D

Elementa is really fucking annoying, but it must be nice to be so psychic that you can look at an internets and know everyone's motives in doing everything they do!

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(no subject) - [info]honorh, 2007-10-09 01:46 am UTC

[info]pink_rhombus
2007-10-08 04:47 am UTC (link)
Seriously, there are people who haven't seen that picture?

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[info]moonjaguar
2007-10-08 04:49 am UTC (link)
My cat had a beyond-lion cut. He survived just fine. He even was more playful because he no longer had mats and burrs in his fur. And carrying him around was like carrying a baby because of the body heat. His hair's mostly grown back and it's been mat-free because I was able to sort of get his brushing-phobic self used to being brushed daily.

The only problem is I realized the bathtub he was pouting in looks really scummy dirty - but it's the local water supply, it's got a ton of dolostone in it and keeping it off one's sinks and tubs and toilets is a never-ending battle. So it's Preston on my bed instead.


(pls to b ignoring ulgy blu walls; they come with hous.

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(no subject) - [info]napalmnacey, 2007-10-14 06:59 pm UTC
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[info]esorlehcar
2007-10-08 05:13 am UTC (link)
God, I have seen MsA in a wank in years. Reading her comments you'd have no idea she was a raving lunatic!

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[info]honorh
2007-10-09 01:47 am UTC (link)
I'm of the opinion that you posted this wank just so you could write that last line. I approve heartily.

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(no subject) - [info]caito, 2007-10-09 02:30 am UTC
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[info]moonpigeon
2007-10-09 02:06 am UTC (link)
I totally want to shave my cat now.

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2007-10-09 06:00 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]napalmnacey, 2007-10-14 07:01 pm UTC
Because it needed to be said:
[info]luthe
2007-10-10 03:34 am UTC (link)
JESUS CHRIST IT'S A LION CUT
GET IN THE CAR!

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Re: Because it needed to be said: - [info]amyheartssiroc, 2007-10-11 01:34 am UTC

[info]amyheartssiroc
2007-10-11 01:34 am UTC (link)
I never read the feed comments. Obviously I should start.

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(Anonymous)
2007-10-11 09:43 am UTC (link)
My thoughts on shaved pussy are that it isn't worth it because ofrazor burn. And it hurts growing back.

I'll bet you didn't expect an answer like that, eh?

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(no subject) - [info]caito, 2007-10-11 01:02 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]napalmnacey, 2007-10-14 06:32 pm UTC

  
   
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