I love how he tries to rationalize his behavior by saying he's saving lives. I dunno if anyone here heard about or remember this, but, back in 95-96 in Northern VA, there was a panic because several buckets of frozen strawberries sent to Fairfax County School cafeterias turned out to have some form of Hepatitis.

Last I checked, I can't ride, milk, shear, or get eggs from strawberries. There are no factory ranches where poor defenseless tangerines are being crowded into corrals and shot up with hormones. And the day I find herds of wild apples roaming the prarie or hear about some poor child being gored by a rampaging kumquat, I will blame Warwanker here and kick him in the fruit.