Someone needs to tell him that randomly capitalizing words in a paragraph went out with the... I'm not sure which era, but one that isn't this one, because it's really annoying.

His art is awful. Using Einstein and evolution together has caused me to mystically 'miss the point'. On the other hand, I had a turkey sandwich for lunch. With cheese, mayo, tomato and dijon mustard. So there. For dinner, I may have a baby.