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Go off in the corner with your roast beef sandwich, while we build a better World.
Meanie cow-raping school district fires bold rebel for secretly teaching veganism in art class, instead of, um, art.

The former teacher, Dave Warwak, leaves no news article combox untouched in his quest, under the name inslidedotcom.

"teach them how Artists shape and guide morals in society With this knowledge, they can deal with the real world Use their art to create positive change Live longer Heal the earth I model what I teach I have been railroaded Posts removed You celebrate I appeal You pay Meat and Dairy laughs I cry"

Poetry.

And as his combox name might suggest, he has a website.

Yes, this is the man I want to teach MY children about art.

Edit: I turned off comment notification (ow, my inbox) so if anyone has any links to this guy wanking elsewhere (since he's wanked in two news articles at least, I'm sure there's more and will be more) please drop a comment in joye's journal and I'll edit the post. Thanks.

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empy
2007-10-10 10:33 pm UTC (link)

I have another fine specimen for you: my first and second grade teacher, who drilled into us that Satan was everywhere. Yup, she told us with great relish that when you looked in the mirror, the devil stood behind you and drummed. He was also under the tables in the dining hall, in the toilet bowl(!) and in the shadows, to mention a few. Oh, and Hell was somewhere under Poland, a fact geologists had discovered when they drilled a hole a kilometre deep and lowered a microphone into the hole, suddenly picking up sighs and cries of agony. o_O

She was truly... special. (She also got three warnings before being fired when I was in sixth grade or so.) I like to think of her as one of the prime reasons I ended up an atheist.

Okay, that was both borderline OT and tl;dr. Go me.

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	rosehiptea 2007-10-11 04:28 am UTC (link)
	That Hell thing sounds like someone was getting her theology from the Weekly World News. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	puipui 2007-10-11 07:09 am UTC (link)
	God, how I miss the Weekly World News. Sigh. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ayezur 2007-10-11 03:36 pm UTC (link)
	Why did you hafta go and remind me? sob I heard the online edition was to keep going, though? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	puipui 2007-10-11 06:09 pm UTC (link)
	It is! I love it so very much. Alien-fighting ninjas! Fishermen attacked by armed sturgeons! Mars is made of milk chocolate! I am very very tempted to sign up for their newsletter. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	jerel 2007-10-13 04:39 pm UTC (link)
	Is there life on Mars? Who the fuck cares, I want some chocolate! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	agent_hyatt 2007-10-12 12:31 am UTC (link)
	Oh, and Hell was somewhere under Poland, a fact geologists had discovered when they drilled a hole a kilometre deep and lowered a microphone into the hole, suddenly picking up sighs and cries of agony. ...I vaguely remember hearing about that. ~~I wonder, how would Hell affect the geology and tectonics of Poland and the surrounding region?~~ (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	(Anonymous) 2007-10-12 05:04 pm UTC (link)
	I think that's on Snopes somewhere. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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