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Meanie cow-raping school district fires bold rebel for secretly teaching veganism in art class, instead of, um, art.

The former teacher, Dave Warwak, leaves no news article combox untouched in his quest, under the name inslidedotcom.

"teach them how Artists shape and guide morals in society With this knowledge, they can deal with the real world Use their art to create positive change Live longer Heal the earth I model what I teach I have been railroaded Posts removed You celebrate I appeal You pay Meat and Dairy laughs I cry"

Poetry.

And as his combox name might suggest, he has a website.

Yes, this is the man I want to teach MY children about art.

Edit: I turned off comment notification (ow, my inbox) so if anyone has any links to this guy wanking elsewhere (since he's wanked in two news articles at least, I'm sure there's more and will be more) please drop a comment in joye's journal and I'll edit the post. Thanks.

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hallidae
2007-10-13 08:39 am UTC (link)

Ooh, I got one.

Mr. Cunningham, junior year of high school. The name of the class on paper was "Modern History", but that was just so the principal wouldn't ride his ass about teaching us the History of Modern Warfare. He was short, half Filipino, had a goatee, and basically looked like Mr. Miyagi's evil twin. He was ex-military, knew more battle statistics than probably half the people in the Pentagon, and had the most sadistically evil sense of humor ever (his idea of an April Fool's Joke on the principal was to make her think he'd remodeled us into a little fascist army that revered him as our benevolent dictator, and he wore ties with smiley faces on them on the days of surprise pop quizzes).

He also made us watch Pearl Harbor to demonstrate how Hollywood fucks up history, then made us watch Tora! Tora! Tora! to get a better idea of how it really went.

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	singe 2007-10-13 05:07 pm UTC (link)
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hallidae
2007-10-13 05:16 pm UTC (link)

Hodamn, yes. He was BFF with one of my English teachers (who was badass in her own right because she, after eleven years of bitching, convinced the administration that The History of Sci-Fi Literature was a legitimate English elective), and one year, he put a girl who started a fight in our class that caused said English teacher to break her hip in a fall in a full-nelson to hold the flailing, shrieking psychobitch until security arrived.

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singe
2007-10-13 05:28 pm UTC (link)

Wow. Now I'm really envious. And you reminded me, the best student/teacher fight I ever saw was also between a girl and a male teacher and she threw that man down so hard it was five minutes before he staggered up again. BUT she wasn't a psychobitch, she did it to defend another student that he was beating up on at the time. She didn't get into trouble but, unfortunately, neither did the teacher.

Ah, memories.

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