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Caito Potato ([info]caito) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-10-25 14:00:00
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Never withhold a herpes infection from sex partner
Holy cripes, you guys. Did you know Drew has herpes?

Right now Drew, whoever the hell he is, is the main feature on STD All-Stars, a blog with the aim of warning us away from people who are infected - including the blogger herself, who has just contracted herpes (but behaves as though she's in the final stages of syphilis).

Found this via Jezebel (tagged under 'sore subjects, har har), who got it via Gawker.

There is so much crap going on (especially in the comments of the blog itself) that I don't even know where to begin. People demand that the blogger post her pics too, people hate on hipsters, gays hate on women, lesbians hate on gays that hate on women, people hate on condoms, people hate on people who hate condoms, people hate on skanks, skanks hate on Myspace, people hate on ignorance, people insist on remaining ignorant, I didn't even finish reading all the comments.

Someone needs a nice big slice of this, if you ask me.

The splooge flies, but beware - it may or may not be infected. Even when wanking, you should maybe use a condom.

ETA: Metafilter is also down with this. Uh, not down as in "down with herpes," but down as in- eh, fuck it.

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[info]herongale
2007-10-25 06:35 am UTC (link)
Herpes. The coming scourge... except that the majority of people out there probably have it and don't even know it.

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[info]napalmnacey
2007-10-25 01:09 pm UTC (link)
Yeah, doesn't it happen when you're run down? I get mouth ulcers before my periods and that was way before I snogged anyone. Yet I've kissed heaps of people and none of them had ulcery mouths afterwards.

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(no subject) - [info]danaoshee, 2007-10-25 04:36 pm UTC
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[info]blackjackrocket
2007-10-25 06:36 am UTC (link)
The "slice of" link doesn't work.

But anyway, I'm reminded of one of my RP buddies. She's Italian, see, so English is her second language. Usually she's incredibly fluent (with a bigger functional vocabulary than most of the native speakers I game with), but one time she made an amusing mistake. See, she had a cold sore, so she told all of us she had herpes on her face.

After we calmed down from laughing our asses off, we told her that, while technically correct, that wasn't the sort of thing you go around saying to people, and suggested some less eew-inducing ways of saying it.

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[info]caito
2007-10-25 06:38 am UTC (link)
Works just fine for me. All it is, though, is a picture of one of those giant cookies with frosting that spells out Sorry for the Herpes :(

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(no subject) - [info]makeshyft, 2007-10-25 06:53 am UTC
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[info]pharae
2007-10-25 06:53 am UTC (link)
Copy and paste the URL. Should work fine that way.

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[info]black_spot
2007-10-25 06:24 pm UTC (link)
http://www.thehumorarchives.com/joke/Herpes_cake

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(no subject) - [info]onyxnoir, 2007-10-25 11:31 pm UTC

[info]shaysdays
2007-10-25 08:05 am UTC (link)
I thought for a second this was about Drew Carey and was wondering Who's Fault Is It Anyway?

Then I realized I'm up too late to make stupid jokes and so off to bed.

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[info]sisterelwood
2007-10-25 11:12 pm UTC (link)
I thought the same thing. I'm glad to know that Drew Carey does not have herpes. The thought of it made me sad for a few moments.

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[info]lemone
2007-10-26 12:39 am UTC (link)
I'm sure there's like 8,000 herpes/The Price is Right Drew Carey jokes, but I'm far too lazy to start listing them.

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[info]joye
2007-10-25 09:59 am UTC (link)
Another reason to be a professional virgin.
I hear the retirement package includes cats.

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[info]amymccabe
2007-10-25 01:39 pm UTC (link)
Wait. Cats? Why didn't anyone tell me this before? And now it is too late. :(

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[info]idiom
2007-10-25 06:45 pm UTC (link)
Cats >>>>>>> Herpes.

(In case no one knew that.)

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(no subject) - [info]chibikaijuu, 2007-10-25 11:32 pm UTC

[info]vzg
2007-10-25 10:35 pm UTC (link)
It can even include a reputation as a crazy person if you stay on long enough! That's what I'm going for.

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[info]coffee_mug
2007-10-26 03:27 pm UTC (link)
Wait ..I can get paid for having my hymen intact? Where do I sign up?

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(Anonymous)
2007-10-25 06:19 pm UTC (link)
Cap it quick -- she's about to bahleet! (http://stdallstars.blogspot.com/2007/10/herpes-avenger-no-more.html)

I bet she's had some time to think about possible lawsuits and whatnot:

i really just wanted to raise awareness. and i have done that. i've done that on a way larger scale than i ever thought possible. i never imagined that gawker would pick up on the flyers and that 20,000 people would read about me. i really had just intended it to be local. and now i think this has gone far enough. maybe too far.

Because when you want something to stay "local", you post it on the internet.

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hit send too soon - [info]andra_dodger, 2007-10-26 01:41 pm UTC
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[info]chash
2007-10-25 08:50 pm UTC (link)
...god, the banner on that STD All-Stars site makes me eyes hurt. I want to get as many venereal diseases as I can just to spite it.

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[info]essinad
2007-10-25 09:41 pm UTC (link)
Here's my favorite comment thread on HerpGate: http://www.metafilter.com/65859/The-Williamsburg-Avenger

So many LOLs...

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[info]photosinensis
2007-10-25 10:43 pm UTC (link)
Am I a bad person for thinking, "Bitch, if you've got an STI, it's most likely your own damn fault?" After all, she's the one that decided to give up on Mr. Glove.

In short, it's not him, it's you.

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[info]vengeance_bean
2007-10-25 11:55 pm UTC (link)
I'm probably a bad person for thinking, "Drew, if you've got a crazy herpes avenger plastering your picture around town, it's most likely your own damn fault?" He's the one who decided to go ahead and have unprotected sex with a girl he barely knew.

And now I'll always think of the hipster scene as "those damn hipster kids giving each other herpes."

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(no subject) - [info]rosehiptea, 2007-10-26 01:27 am UTC
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[info]singlesyllable
2007-10-26 12:32 am UTC (link)
And I still haven't found a Carlos D. joke.

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[info]isntitironic
2007-10-26 04:52 am UTC (link)
He's an asshole for not telling her he had it.

She's a bitch for plastering his picture all over town.

They're both idiots for not using protection.

It's three scoops of FAIL!

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(no subject) - [info]amymccabe, 2007-10-26 03:00 pm UTC

[info]andra_dodger
2007-10-26 01:33 pm UTC (link)
I thought skanks loved myspace

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redwarrior
2007-10-26 08:29 pm UTC (link)
Wow, now THAT brings the funny.

It'd be funnier though if the reason she had unprotected sex with a strange man was out of baby rabies.

...Or maybe that's my inner bitter CFer talking.

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(no subject) - [info]lush_rimbaud, 2007-10-26 11:54 pm UTC
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[info]chibicurmudgeon
2007-10-30 01:19 am UTC (link)
LOL.

You know what?

I have herpes.

And I'm not ashamed of it. No one should be. It's a highly contagious, incurable disease with barely any serious symptoms. Statistically, if you're reading this, you probably have it. Big fucking deal.

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