Never withhold a herpes infection from sex partner
Holy cripes, you guys. Did you know Drew has herpes?

Right now Drew, whoever the hell he is, is the main feature on STD All-Stars, a blog with the aim of warning us away from people who are infected - including the blogger herself, who has just contracted herpes (but behaves as though she's in the final stages of syphilis).

Found this via Jezebel (tagged under 'sore subjects, har har), who got it via Gawker.

There is so much crap going on (especially in the comments of the blog itself) that I don't even know where to begin. People demand that the blogger post her pics too, people hate on hipsters, gays hate on women, lesbians hate on gays that hate on women, people hate on condoms, people hate on people who hate condoms, people hate on skanks, skanks hate on Myspace, people hate on ignorance, people insist on remaining ignorant, I didn't even finish reading all the comments.

Someone needs a nice big slice of this, if you ask me.

The splooge flies, but beware - it may or may not be infected. Even when wanking, you should maybe use a condom.

ETA: Metafilter is also down with this. Uh, not down as in "down with herpes," but down as in- eh, fuck it.

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blackjackrocket
2007-10-25 06:36 am UTC (link)

The "slice of" link doesn't work.

But anyway, I'm reminded of one of my RP buddies. She's Italian, see, so English is her second language. Usually she's incredibly fluent (with a bigger functional vocabulary than most of the native speakers I game with), but one time she made an amusing mistake. See, she had a cold sore, so she told all of us she had herpes on her face.

After we calmed down from laughing our asses off, we told her that, while technically correct, that wasn't the sort of thing you go around saying to people, and suggested some less eew-inducing ways of saying it.

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	caito 2007-10-25 06:38 am UTC (link)
	Works just fine for me. All it is, though, is a picture of one of those giant cookies with frosting that spells out Sorry for the Herpes :( (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	makeshyft 2007-10-25 06:53 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, but the really immature kid in me thinks that some form of cookie with cherry chunks would be appropriate.. In a coldsorian way.. heh (Reply to this)(Parent)

	(Anonymous) 2007-10-25 07:58 am UTC (link)
	The frowny face really adds that special touch. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	pharae 2007-10-25 06:53 am UTC (link)
	Copy and paste the URL. Should work fine that way. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	black_spot 2007-10-25 06:24 pm UTC (link)
	http://www.thehumorarchives.com/joke/Herpes_cake (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	onyxnoir 2007-10-25 11:31 pm UTC (link)
	Is it wrong that now I want to see what Charm City cakes would come up with for a 'herpes' theme? (Reply to this)(Parent)

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