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Caito Potato ([info]caito) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-10-25 14:00:00


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Never withhold a herpes infection from sex partner
Holy cripes, you guys. Did you know Drew has herpes?

Right now Drew, whoever the hell he is, is the main feature on STD All-Stars, a blog with the aim of warning us away from people who are infected - including the blogger herself, who has just contracted herpes (but behaves as though she's in the final stages of syphilis).

Found this via Jezebel (tagged under 'sore subjects, har har), who got it via Gawker.

There is so much crap going on (especially in the comments of the blog itself) that I don't even know where to begin. People demand that the blogger post her pics too, people hate on hipsters, gays hate on women, lesbians hate on gays that hate on women, people hate on condoms, people hate on people who hate condoms, people hate on skanks, skanks hate on Myspace, people hate on ignorance, people insist on remaining ignorant, I didn't even finish reading all the comments.

Someone needs a nice big slice of this, if you ask me.

The splooge flies, but beware - it may or may not be infected. Even when wanking, you should maybe use a condom.

ETA: Metafilter is also down with this. Uh, not down as in "down with herpes," but down as in- eh, fuck it.


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[info]joye
2007-10-25 09:59 am UTC (link)
Another reason to be a professional virgin.
I hear the retirement package includes cats.

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[info]amymccabe
2007-10-25 01:39 pm UTC (link)
Wait. Cats? Why didn't anyone tell me this before? And now it is too late. :(

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[info]caffeine_fairy
2007-10-25 09:30 pm UTC (link)
After three years' drought you can reapply...

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[info]rosehiptea
2007-10-25 10:17 pm UTC (link)
*counts on fingers* And I already have a cat!

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[info]amymccabe
2007-10-26 02:45 pm UTC (link)
I have a feeling my husband will be less than pleased by this.

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[info]idiom
2007-10-25 06:45 pm UTC (link)
Cats >>>>>>> Herpes.

(In case no one knew that.)

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[info]chibikaijuu
2007-10-25 11:32 pm UTC (link)
You have no idea how hard that just made me laugh. I don't even know why.

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[info]vzg
2007-10-25 10:35 pm UTC (link)
It can even include a reputation as a crazy person if you stay on long enough! That's what I'm going for.

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[info]coffee_mug
2007-10-26 03:27 pm UTC (link)
Wait ..I can get paid for having my hymen intact? Where do I sign up?

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