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Caito Potato ([info]caito) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-10-25 14:00:00


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Never withhold a herpes infection from sex partner
Holy cripes, you guys. Did you know Drew has herpes?

Right now Drew, whoever the hell he is, is the main feature on STD All-Stars, a blog with the aim of warning us away from people who are infected - including the blogger herself, who has just contracted herpes (but behaves as though she's in the final stages of syphilis).

Found this via Jezebel (tagged under 'sore subjects, har har), who got it via Gawker.

There is so much crap going on (especially in the comments of the blog itself) that I don't even know where to begin. People demand that the blogger post her pics too, people hate on hipsters, gays hate on women, lesbians hate on gays that hate on women, people hate on condoms, people hate on people who hate condoms, people hate on skanks, skanks hate on Myspace, people hate on ignorance, people insist on remaining ignorant, I didn't even finish reading all the comments.

Someone needs a nice big slice of this, if you ask me.

The splooge flies, but beware - it may or may not be infected. Even when wanking, you should maybe use a condom.

ETA: Metafilter is also down with this. Uh, not down as in "down with herpes," but down as in- eh, fuck it.


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[info]scifantasy
2007-10-25 01:52 pm UTC (link)
Would that be "ani"?

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(Anonymous)
2007-10-25 03:10 pm UTC (link)
So, is an Animagus an expert in magic dealing with more than one anus?

-yaminekohyousai on lj

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[info]scifantasy
2007-10-25 03:11 pm UTC (link)
It is 10:10 by my clock. Let's see how long it takes to a "Dumbledore is gay" comment...

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[info]negativecosine
2007-10-25 08:50 pm UTC (link)
But he's not even a-- oh, nevermind.

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[info]digigirl132
2007-10-25 09:22 pm UTC (link)
going by the icon in the post below, 6 hours and 8 minutes.

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[info]puipui
2007-10-25 09:25 pm UTC (link)
I'm surprised it took that long, actually.

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[info]scifantasy
2007-10-25 10:31 pm UTC (link)
Ditto. Though I probably poisoned the sample with my comment.

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[info]digigirl132
2007-10-26 11:51 pm UTC (link)
Curses. We'll have to try again.

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[info]ladyvoldything
2007-10-25 09:18 pm UTC (link)
So what does that make Animorphs?

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[info]napalmnacey
2007-10-26 07:24 pm UTC (link)
Unpopular?

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(Anonymous)
2007-10-25 11:29 pm UTC (link)
Animagus = proctologist at Hogwarts

- Aeshna_Cyanea

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[info]melannen
2007-10-25 04:33 pm UTC (link)
That explains *so much* about the last couple Star Wars movies. :D

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[info]jetamors
2007-10-25 05:29 pm UTC (link)
And now we know what midichlorians really are... augh just squicked self

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[info]scifantasy
2007-10-25 05:55 pm UTC (link)
We always knew they were crap.

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[info]luthe
2007-10-25 07:49 pm UTC (link)
And that Anakin was an asshole?

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[info]panthea
2007-10-25 05:18 pm UTC (link)
My train of thought:

octopus = octopodes
anus = anodes

Which is making me stupidly happy at the moment. Anodes!

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(Anonymous)
2007-10-25 07:20 pm UTC (link)
That would be correct if the word "anus" had Greek roots (as "octopus" does), but I'm pretty sure it's Latin.

/random act of pedantry

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[info]anonyrat
2007-10-30 12:26 am UTC (link)
"Anus" means "anus" in Latin, so yeah.

Oddly enough it also means "hemorrhoids".

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[info]blue_penguin
2007-10-25 07:20 pm UTC (link)
... and that was me. I didn't realize I wasn't logged in.

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[info]luthe
2007-10-25 07:50 pm UTC (link)
Batteries: like buttsex, in a way.

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[info]tofuknight
2007-10-26 02:57 pm UTC (link)
*giggles madly*

Anodes!!!

*sees your icon*

*giggles even more*

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