Never withhold a herpes infection from sex partner
Holy cripes, you guys. Did you know Drew has herpes?

Right now Drew, whoever the hell he is, is the main feature on STD All-Stars, a blog with the aim of warning us away from people who are infected - including the blogger herself, who has just contracted herpes (but behaves as though she's in the final stages of syphilis).

Found this via Jezebel (tagged under 'sore subjects, har har), who got it via Gawker.

There is so much crap going on (especially in the comments of the blog itself) that I don't even know where to begin. People demand that the blogger post her pics too, people hate on hipsters, gays hate on women, lesbians hate on gays that hate on women, people hate on condoms, people hate on people who hate condoms, people hate on skanks, skanks hate on Myspace, people hate on ignorance, people insist on remaining ignorant, I didn't even finish reading all the comments.

Someone needs a nice big slice of this, if you ask me.

The splooge flies, but beware - it may or may not be infected. Even when wanking, you should maybe use a condom.

ETA: Metafilter is also down with this. Uh, not down as in "down with herpes," but down as in- eh, fuck it.

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(Anonymous)
2007-10-25 06:19 pm UTC (link)

Cap it quick -- she's about to bahleet! (http://stdallstars.blogspot.com/2007/10/herpes-avenger-no-more.html)

I bet she's had some time to think about possible lawsuits and whatnot:

i really just wanted to raise awareness. and i have done that. i've done that on a way larger scale than i ever thought possible. i never imagined that gawker would pick up on the flyers and that 20,000 people would read about me. i really had just intended it to be local. and now i think this has gone far enough. maybe too far.

Because when you want something to stay "local", you post it on the internet.

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	essinad 2007-10-25 06:21 pm UTC (link)
	Dur. That was me. But while I'm in here let me also say, I saw the guy's photo and there's no way I would have touched that even with a condom. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	iwanttobeasleep 2007-10-25 07:26 pm UTC (link)
	First page, and second page, because that kind of batshit should never die. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	youngcurmudgeon 2007-10-25 08:54 pm UTC (link)
	"it is SO fucked up that you would work so hard to convince me not to use a condom, only to give me this horrific disease." Maybe it's just me, but ... what kind of argument do you use to convince someone not to use a condom? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	idiom 2007-10-26 12:15 am UTC (link)
	If we use condoms, the terrorists win. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	andra_dodger 2007-10-26 01:38 pm UTC (link)
	well that's true. It's a petroleum product, and you know that America is trying to achieve energy independence, Baby. We don't want to depend on those Ay-rabs forever. latex is not a petroleum product as far as I know (Reply to this)(Parent)

	hit send too soon andra_dodger 2007-10-26 01:41 pm UTC (link)
	/sarcasm (Reply to this)(Parent)

	pokecheck 2007-10-26 12:17 am UTC (link)
	"Condoms killed my dog?" (Reply to this)(Parent)

	dragonfangirl 2007-10-26 12:59 am UTC (link)
	Using a condom means you don't trust me/are lying to me about your own state of health/don't really love me! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	sithwitch13 2007-10-26 01:57 am UTC (link)
	"Due to a genetic abnormality, if latex touches my wang there will be a delayed chemical reaction causing an explosion. Oh, and there's a protien in sheepskin ones that does it, too." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	chibikaijuu 2007-10-26 05:26 am UTC (link)
	But polyurethane is still okay! Or is he afraid of the plastic toxins leeching into his Special Area? (Reply to this)(Parent)

	(Anonymous) 2007-10-26 02:06 am UTC (link)
	My bf whined a bit and so don't. Then again we're going on 4 years together and I'm on the pill. If I was picking up random skeezy men, though, there'd be no question. And if I was picking up THAT guy, I think I'd insist on adamantium instead of latex. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	chaimonkey 2007-10-26 02:07 am UTC (link)
	"I don't enjoy it as much!"/"They're too tight!" And this, my friends, is why two girls I know are pregnant by the same guy. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	amymccabe 2007-10-26 02:58 pm UTC (link)
	Oh dear. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	chaimonkey 2007-10-26 03:10 pm UTC (link)
	A-yup. Why are people so dumb? Wrryyy? (Reply to this)(Parent)

	thoms 2007-10-26 02:41 pm UTC (link)
	"But honey, when I wear one, I can't feel anything!" Great! Now you know how I feel! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	amymccabe 2007-10-26 02:59 pm UTC (link)
	LMAO! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	bigbigtruck 2007-10-26 09:25 pm UTC (link)
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	magpiggles 2007-10-27 12:21 am UTC (link)
	Condoms can be blown up like balloons. Clowns use balloons. DO YOU WANT ME TO THINK ABOUT STEPHEN KING'S IT DURING SEX? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	vzg 2007-10-27 12:42 am UTC (link)
	But you know who played the clown? Tim Curry. I REST MY CASE. Vote "yes" on condoms! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	souris 2007-10-25 11:08 pm UTC (link)
	...Herpes Avenger? I can't decide if that would be the worst or the best superhero name ever. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	redwarrior 2007-10-26 08:45 pm UTC (link)
	...I think it sounds like one of the supervillians that Captain Hero would fight against. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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