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Caito Potato ([info]caito) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-10-25 14:00:00


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Never withhold a herpes infection from sex partner
Holy cripes, you guys. Did you know Drew has herpes?

Right now Drew, whoever the hell he is, is the main feature on STD All-Stars, a blog with the aim of warning us away from people who are infected - including the blogger herself, who has just contracted herpes (but behaves as though she's in the final stages of syphilis).

Found this via Jezebel (tagged under 'sore subjects, har har), who got it via Gawker.

There is so much crap going on (especially in the comments of the blog itself) that I don't even know where to begin. People demand that the blogger post her pics too, people hate on hipsters, gays hate on women, lesbians hate on gays that hate on women, people hate on condoms, people hate on people who hate condoms, people hate on skanks, skanks hate on Myspace, people hate on ignorance, people insist on remaining ignorant, I didn't even finish reading all the comments.

Someone needs a nice big slice of this, if you ask me.

The splooge flies, but beware - it may or may not be infected. Even when wanking, you should maybe use a condom.

ETA: Metafilter is also down with this. Uh, not down as in "down with herpes," but down as in- eh, fuck it.


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[info]littlest_lurker
2007-10-26 03:34 am UTC (link)
It's Williamsburg, Va.

It's misleading because "Drew" is not shown in his costume and she doesn't mention that he is an apprentice at the cooper's. (We all know the cooper's are the real heels). The real burning question is if she's a milk-maid, Governor's wife or maybe laundry-maid (maid is, of course, just figure of speech: And no, I'm not going to make the obvious 'harlot' or 'strumpet' joke because (well, history is written by the winners, ain't it) there are no hoo-ers in Colonial Williamsburg.

...

I'll never feel comfortable straying from the marital bed again, unless it's to the barnyard... It's tough bein' a player in a simulated 17th century metropolis but hey....


I LOL'd!

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[info]essinad
2007-10-26 01:05 pm UTC (link)
That was my favorite part!

Dude are you going to Galapagos tonight?
Nah, man, I'm just going to stay home an dip some of these bayberry candles.

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