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Jenn ([info]wankaholic) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-11-04 12:31:00


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Entry tags:cleaning, community: the question club, omg not depressing, stop sharing your thoughts

Cleaning your room = srs business, at least if you're [info]animeg3282.

She makes a post to [info]thequestionclub that is a thinly disguised rant, asking how she can keep things neater.

People start to respond. She gets nice responses at first—telling her to get rid of whatever clutter she might have first, and then worry about cleaning, etc.

The trouble comes when someone recommends she hire a maid service. Apparently, this is a personal affront, and the poster that made the suggestion is actually telling her to drop out of school and work 40 hours a week.

And it all goes downhill from there.




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[info]kaesa
2007-11-04 08:50 pm UTC (link)
WTF.

I'm having this mental image of [info]animeg3282 and her parents.

Mom: How was your day, dear?
[info]animeg3282: OH, SO I'M A BAD PERSON FOR HAVING A DAY, IS THAT IT? ::stomps away::

The shiny happy icon makes my brain hurt that much more, though.

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girl genius icon so much for the win - [info]dragonfangirl, 2007-11-05 12:31 pm UTC
Why thank you! - [info]kaesa, 2007-11-05 08:30 pm UTC
GIP! - [info]paladin, 2007-11-05 11:59 pm UTC
Re: GIP! - [info]kaesa, 2007-11-06 12:02 am UTC

[info]soupspooks
2007-11-04 08:51 pm UTC (link)
Woooooo cranky. Cranky all over.

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[info]nekoama
2007-11-04 08:54 pm UTC (link)
My first thought was 'oh lolz, I just took a break from cleaning and here is cleaning wank' and then I stopped having thoughts becaues trying to understand what was going on broke something in my brain. There's blood everywhere, and I just cleaned this area. Dammit!

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(no subject) - [info]amymccabe, 2007-11-05 03:38 am UTC

pishbadlarr
2007-11-04 08:56 pm UTC (link)
Woweee, there's a whole lot of inferiority issues goin' on in thar.

Hasn't this person been annoying on JF before as well?

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(no subject) - [info]wankaholic, 2007-11-04 09:01 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]nekoama, 2007-11-04 09:03 pm UTC
(no subject) - pishbadlarr, 2007-11-04 09:12 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sheep, 2007-11-04 09:18 pm UTC
(no subject) - pishbadlarr, 2007-11-04 09:27 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]singe, 2007-11-04 09:26 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sisterelwood, 2007-11-05 06:12 am UTC

[info]chash
2007-11-04 08:57 pm UTC (link)
...It's like she's taken every comment she got, put it through babelfish into Russian and back to English seven times, and then added ALSO YOU ARE A TERRIBLE PERSON WHO SHOULD DIE at the end, and is replying based on those results.

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(no subject) - [info]katarin, 2007-11-04 10:27 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ecchaniz0r, 2007-11-05 12:47 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]dragonfangirl, 2007-11-05 12:32 pm UTC

[info]grrliz
2007-11-04 09:01 pm UTC (link)
From [info]animeg3282 journal: I don't use this blog, so here are my feeds: Subscribe to Egotistical Whining- my political blog

That explains a lot.

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[info]eilan
2007-11-04 09:02 pm UTC (link)
It's like two entirely different conversations taking place at once - the reactions just don't fit to each other.

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(no subject) - [info]sheep, 2007-11-04 09:17 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]eilan, 2007-11-04 09:18 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sheep, 2007-11-04 09:35 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]seiberwing, 2007-11-04 11:40 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mcity, 2007-11-05 02:29 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]stella_polaris, 2007-11-05 08:40 pm UTC

[info]blackmamba
2007-11-04 09:04 pm UTC (link)
I hope she's not getting ready to graduate soon and go out into the Big Bad World, because it's not going to give a damn about her persecution complex.

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(no subject) - [info]singe, 2007-11-04 09:11 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ironymaiden, 2007-11-04 11:49 pm UTC

[info]singe
2007-11-04 09:13 pm UTC (link)
Huh, I wondered where my old roommate was!

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[info]ladybirdsleeps
2007-11-04 09:17 pm UTC (link)
I didn't know they let sixteen-year-olds into grad school.

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(no subject) - [info]tekenduis, 2007-11-04 09:27 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]amymccabe, 2007-11-05 03:42 am UTC

[info]cat_mcdougall
2007-11-04 09:30 pm UTC (link)
This reminds me that NaNo or not, my ex is supposedly coming on Friday to get the kids, hence needing to clean. *sigh* Good thing one kiddo has off tomorrow. Slave labour! XD

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(no subject) - [info]caito, 2007-11-05 02:50 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]cat_mcdougall, 2007-11-05 02:52 am UTC

[info]chaimonkey
2007-11-04 09:34 pm UTC (link)
Actually she doesn't seem too offended by the maid service idea, more by the suggestion by [info]mostlytaken (whose head she bit off previously) that she should move out/get her own place - and then she goes nutso because apparently he should have been psychic and known that she lives with her folks! GAWSH.

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[info]shinga
2007-11-04 09:44 pm UTC (link)
LOL, this is laaaame. I never realized how much passive aggressiveness annoyed the fuck out of me, but this chick sure pushed it. "Oh sure, have me clean! No one cares about my time, but whatever, fine. Oh I'll clean, and I guess you'd like me to quit school and work at fast food when I'm forty, right? Because my time just isn't valuable and no one cares, fine fine. Oh that's totally fine. Right. Whatever."

Except with more capslocky rage and wangst.

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(no subject) - [info]chaimonkey, 2007-11-04 09:56 pm UTC

[info]chaimonkey
2007-11-04 09:56 pm UTC (link)
OMG it's Monk!

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(no subject) - [info]amymccabe, 2007-11-05 03:45 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]frequentmouse, 2007-11-05 05:12 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]risha, 2007-11-05 04:02 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]scootermcgaffin, 2007-11-05 10:57 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]amymccabe, 2007-11-06 02:39 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]chaos_theory, 2007-11-05 05:45 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]black_spot, 2007-11-05 06:51 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]pipssister, 2007-11-07 10:32 pm UTC

[info]hallidae
2007-11-04 09:56 pm UTC (link)
Commentor: "Sounds like you might need to declutter."
Wanker: "That'll take months! First I'll give things away to charity and then I'll sell things, but then that'll be wrong because of some reason"

Me: LOLWHINEYASS. I sold, charitied, or threw out about eight boxes of stuff when I had to move into a smaller apartment, and it took all of a week.

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(no subject) - [info]chaimonkey, 2007-11-04 10:03 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]hallidae, 2007-11-04 10:33 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]shinga, 2007-11-04 10:27 pm UTC

dracothelizard
2007-11-04 10:10 pm UTC (link)
So THAT is how you interrogate the text from the wrong perspective! O_o.

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(no subject) - [info]ecchaniz0r, 2007-11-04 10:57 pm UTC

[info]snowden
2007-11-04 10:24 pm UTC (link)
She embodies the spirit of "My life, so hard ;_;" so well, doesn't she?

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[info]omega
2007-11-04 10:48 pm UTC (link)
Oh, that's just beautiful.

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[info]issendai
2007-11-04 11:12 pm UTC (link)
Wow. I'm of two minds here. On one hand, there's some serious crazy going on. On the other hand, I can't tell if it's organic, home-grown crazy, or if her parents gave it to her. If what she's saying about her parents is true, then they've trained her to hear a silent "you lazy, freeloading fuckup" tacked to the end of everyone's sentences because it's tacked to the end of their sentences. And suddenly her crazy is less with the funny and more with the sad.

Or maybe she's as thick about her parents as she is about everybody else.

But considering where those attitudes tend to start, I'm leaning toward "her parents are making her crazy."

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(no subject) - [info]faemageforsaken, 2007-11-04 11:27 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]pandabonzai, 2007-11-05 12:19 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ingrid, 2007-11-05 12:22 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]jrs1980, 2007-11-05 12:56 am UTC
(no subject) - iwanttobeasleep, 2007-11-05 01:21 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]catslash, 2007-11-05 08:01 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]stella_polaris, 2007-11-05 08:42 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]narcissam, 2007-11-05 09:22 pm UTC

[info]coyotegirl
2007-11-04 11:12 pm UTC (link)
*blink* *blink* I think I need a magic decoder ring of crazy to see what she's reading in those comments.

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[info]seiberwing
2007-11-04 11:42 pm UTC (link)
Y'know, I also bitch to the internets about my parents making me clean up while I'm at home.

But I don't pretend I'm actually justified somehow.

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(no subject) - [info]napalmnacey, 2007-11-05 02:50 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]seiberwing, 2007-11-05 02:52 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]napalmnacey, 2007-11-05 02:56 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]seiberwing, 2007-11-05 03:09 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]napalmnacey, 2007-11-05 03:29 am UTC

[info]fxh
2007-11-04 11:56 pm UTC (link)
Best comment so far: CRAAAAWLING IIIN MY SKIIIIN, MY ROOOOOM IT WIIIILL NOT CLEAN ITSEEEELF!

Ah, if only such a room existed.

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(no subject) - [info]airborne_rodent, 2007-11-05 03:18 am UTC

[info]julian_black
2007-11-04 11:58 pm UTC (link)
Wow.

I think the first thing that needs cleaning is animeg's vagina. All that sand in it is clearly making her cranky.

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[info]worstangel
2007-11-04 11:58 pm UTC (link)
Oh my God, it's funny OTF wank. Wait... it's fucking hilarious OTF wank.

I must have stumbled into the same bizarro-land she lives in permanently! Nothing is making sense! Up is down and black is gay! D: Someone hold me.

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(no subject) - [info]wankaholic, 2007-11-05 03:21 am UTC

[info]gynocrat
2007-11-05 12:17 am UTC (link)
LOL. That's a beauty. Next time Mr. Gynocrat complains, I'm going to say - Baby, just calm the fuck down, and go clean the toilet.

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