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Lydia B. Slade ([info]lush_rimbaud) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-11-05 12:40:00


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Entry tags:cat macros, cats

Lolcats wank!

Somebody posted a picture of a kitten sitting near some fake plants, with the caption "'Nam cat... has flashbacks." A 250+ comment argument ensued about whether or not this was tasteless and offensive. Most of it is fairly polite, but the attempts to discuss Very Serious Issues at great length in lolcatspeak kind of broke my brain.

I posted a couple of comments under my real name, but I don't think they were especially wanky and they didn't cause much of a reaction, so I didn't think this needed to be in i_wank. But if you guys think I should move it I will.

ETA:

From PINKMETOO:

"WHOEVER SUBMITTED THIS PHOTO MUST FIND THE CURRENT WAR IN IRAQ HILARIOUS."

From debilgoggi:

"I’s frmr Jarhayd been twicet teh dessert, dadz ‘nam vet, used ta seez da spiderz in da dreems, but I sayz, iz funyz… maybes not FTW, butz funyz…
maybe better is:

Charleyz outs der, adn heez gettin’ strongger!

PPS I can has “Achilles in Vietnam?” is ver guud (’n short… hay, no Jarhayd jokz) compares PTSDs in Homerz Illeads wif samez in Vetnam… gess whatz… is samez. Verr guud buuk."

From gascat:

"JCH4K (sry, I been doin dat wrung).
I like da wais u fink, yuz can fines da gud in eberfing. I admires dat, Iz unbalanced libra so, lik u I sees bof sides too.
I agrees, if not likey pitcher- don luk, I jus hear cause I curious as to what the peeps be sayin.
Sumtimz I haz to edit whatz fishykitti sees (been onli eleben) but dat be mai choice, we awlz hab da abilities to mak choicez ub whatz we seez."

A response to gascat:

"An Unbalanced Libra? WTF is that? U may be abul teh see bowth sydes ub a situashun but ur talentz is bringing teh fairness and balance to a gibin situashun. I wus a psyco in anubber lyfe. That be how I knowed it. Srsly.
PS Mai cheezburger button only gibes 1 votes.So less nut be tawkin bout low votin trolls K? I gibs everybudy here 10 cheezburgers damit!1.
PSPS Mai dryer kitty whut got trapped in teh dryer, him gonna be ok! ….Very Floofy… but OK.Some tymes sad things kan be phunny when everthing is ok ina end.Corse dryer kitty not be laphin…srsly.Be carful with teh kittehs ana clothes dryers!"

And "the most profound lolcat speech ever":

"when we seez da harble tings, an we mus laf or goes insanes
wez no can let dees tings drag us daown, buts leern frum dem and muv on, takin wif us da lessuns an scaping da hoarer what wood draiv us to deespare an smoosh ar hoap fur whut we kin straiv tu be

ah du not tink dat dees meentul prahplems be eny laffin mattur, but i dooz wish tu maek mah capshun relevunt tu da originul tread tahpic daht whut haz caused deese prahblums be bahind us, an da scarz it maeks lingars, but weez remember what haz hapnd… deese joaks aur nawt meant tu disoner dese tings, but tu seerv da porpise dat dey remaind us uf dem, dat we du nawt furget, an maek us laf, dat we do nawt despare at da remamberin"

Good times.



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[info]stella_polaris
2007-11-05 11:59 pm UTC (link)
:D

It took me a while to get the joke, but then, I LOL'D.

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[info]velvet_mace
2007-11-06 12:00 am UTC (link)
Because LOLcats is a bastion of taste and political correctness...

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[info]hollywdliz
2007-11-06 12:06 am UTC (link)
I saw that and wondered if wank would ensue, but then I saw this one and thought there would be "OH NOES SAVE TEH LIZARD!!1!" wank that would eclipse it.

Nom nom nom. Heh.

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[info]puipui
2007-11-06 12:23 am UTC (link)
I don't know whether to feel bad for LOLing at that or not. D:

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(no subject) - flightstothesea, 2007-11-06 12:32 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]chibikaijuu, 2007-11-06 02:55 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]heddychaa, 2007-11-07 02:12 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]chibikaijuu, 2007-11-07 07:11 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]amymccabe, 2007-11-07 06:23 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mistal, 2007-11-06 05:37 am UTC

[info]llama_treats
2007-11-06 12:06 am UTC (link)
Lolcats are supposed to make us think now? Who knew?

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[info]wolfshark
2007-11-06 12:20 am UTC (link)
Trying to read that broke my brain.

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[info]black_spot
2007-11-07 08:13 pm UTC (link)
You too?

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[info]demonbean
2007-11-06 12:22 am UTC (link)
I have gotten to the point where I take it on faith that there is LOLcat wank ... because trying to read wank in LOLcat speak makes me lose my last bits of faith in humanity.

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(no subject) - [info]amymccabe, 2007-11-07 06:24 pm UTC

[info]komorebi
2007-11-06 12:25 am UTC (link)
"Dumb cane... o shits, i still in dumb cane."

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(no subject) - [info]phosfate, 2007-11-06 06:42 pm UTC

[info]snowden
2007-11-06 12:34 am UTC (link)
You know what happens when you mix your loldorable kitties with srs bznz? ANARCHY, that's what!

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[info]grrliz
2007-11-06 12:49 am UTC (link)
See, I wouldn't be able to wade through all the cat macro language to actually find the wank.

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[info]spacelogic
2007-11-06 12:53 am UTC (link)
I can never get I Can Has Cheezburger to load for some reason. It flashes like it's loading and never actually gets there. I can only conclude this is a sinister plot to deprive me of Funny and/or Cute.

In short: I can has quotez pleez?

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(no subject) - [info]lush_rimbaud, 2007-11-06 07:18 am UTC

[info]squib
2007-11-06 01:03 am UTC (link)
I think all the srs bznz wankers on Metafandom should be required to conduct their debates in lolcat. Don't know if it would make it make more sense, but it would make it infinitely funnier.

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(no subject) - [info]komorebi, 2007-11-06 01:12 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]napalmnacey, 2007-11-06 02:10 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]komorebi, 2007-11-06 02:11 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]napalmnacey, 2007-11-06 02:31 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]komorebi, 2007-11-06 02:43 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]napalmnacey, 2007-11-06 02:56 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]komorebi, 2007-11-06 02:57 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]napalmnacey, 2007-11-06 03:07 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]komorebi, 2007-11-06 03:10 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]caito, 2007-11-06 06:43 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]plazmah, 2007-11-07 11:23 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]dragonfangirl, 2007-11-06 04:35 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]barankhy, 2007-11-06 06:12 pm UTC

[info]xero_sky
2007-11-06 03:22 am UTC (link)
can’t believe that made the front page. So disrespectful to so many.

So is a penis.

This made me laugh waaaay more than it should have.

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(no subject) - [info]sluggirl, 2007-11-06 03:50 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]makeshyft, 2007-11-06 07:41 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]damien, 2007-11-06 01:50 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]dragonfangirl, 2007-11-06 04:36 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]komorebi, 2007-11-06 07:31 pm UTC

[info]sisterelwood
2007-11-06 03:43 am UTC (link)
Cat macro = giggle worthy
Discussing the Vietnam War in LOLspeak = FAIL

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Agreed. - [info]gynocrat, 2007-11-06 04:19 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]blackjackrocket, 2007-11-06 08:31 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]amymccabe, 2007-11-07 06:29 pm UTC

[info]mistal
2007-11-06 05:40 am UTC (link)
I need a translator D:

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[info]sarajayechan
2007-11-06 06:28 am UTC (link)
Jeez, what happened to the days when macros were a response to wank, rather than the cause of it?

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(no subject) - [info]vzg, 2007-11-06 06:49 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]caito, 2007-11-06 06:50 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]makeshyft, 2007-11-06 07:43 am UTC

[info]greenling
2007-11-06 08:12 am UTC (link)
There's PTSD in the Iliad?

...Kittens! :D

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(no subject) - [info]phosfate, 2007-11-06 06:43 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mael, 2007-11-07 02:50 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]amymccabe, 2007-11-07 06:30 pm UTC

[info]dragonfangirl
2007-11-06 04:33 pm UTC (link)
Srs bizness, lolcatspeak version. Yes. This is one for the books. :D

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[info]wrongly_amused
2007-11-06 11:29 pm UTC (link)
Oh my God. Oh...my God. :-O

What have they done to the English language?!

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(no subject) - [info]napalmnacey, 2007-11-07 01:49 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]amymccabe, 2007-11-07 06:31 pm UTC
(no subject) - tree, 2007-11-07 07:20 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]lush_rimbaud, 2007-11-07 08:21 pm UTC

[info]amymccabe
2007-11-07 06:34 pm UTC (link)
There is no way I'm reading all of that. I've only got a few comments in and already I need an aspirin or four.

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[info]black_spot
2007-11-07 08:17 pm UTC (link)
I can’t read or write LOL-speak for longer then 30 seconds. My brain just shuts down for its own safety. Cute macro though.

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[info]serai
2007-11-09 02:19 am UTC (link)
Nope. No, sorry. I'm going not going to put the effort in to learn another language unless there's someone worth speaking to at the other end. So far, I've yet to see any reason to take lessons in this one.

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sceach
2007-12-06 10:33 pm UTC (link)
is that of speaking some like lolcats subculture thing that I am ignorant of?

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[info]kittenmommy
2008-01-12 04:24 am UTC (link)

Kittendaddy, who went to Vietnam (no, it wasn't his idea, he didn't agree with it, so no Vietnam wank plz) didn't find it offensive. His opinion? "Meh.". IOW, he's seen funnier cat macros.

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