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Lydia B. Slade ([info]lush_rimbaud) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-11-05 12:40:00


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Entry tags:cat macros, cats

Lolcats wank!

Somebody posted a picture of a kitten sitting near some fake plants, with the caption "'Nam cat... has flashbacks." A 250+ comment argument ensued about whether or not this was tasteless and offensive. Most of it is fairly polite, but the attempts to discuss Very Serious Issues at great length in lolcatspeak kind of broke my brain.

I posted a couple of comments under my real name, but I don't think they were especially wanky and they didn't cause much of a reaction, so I didn't think this needed to be in i_wank. But if you guys think I should move it I will.

ETA:

From PINKMETOO:

"WHOEVER SUBMITTED THIS PHOTO MUST FIND THE CURRENT WAR IN IRAQ HILARIOUS."

From debilgoggi:

"I’s frmr Jarhayd been twicet teh dessert, dadz ‘nam vet, used ta seez da spiderz in da dreems, but I sayz, iz funyz… maybes not FTW, butz funyz…
maybe better is:

Charleyz outs der, adn heez gettin’ strongger!

PPS I can has “Achilles in Vietnam?” is ver guud (’n short… hay, no Jarhayd jokz) compares PTSDs in Homerz Illeads wif samez in Vetnam… gess whatz… is samez. Verr guud buuk."

From gascat:

"JCH4K (sry, I been doin dat wrung).
I like da wais u fink, yuz can fines da gud in eberfing. I admires dat, Iz unbalanced libra so, lik u I sees bof sides too.
I agrees, if not likey pitcher- don luk, I jus hear cause I curious as to what the peeps be sayin.
Sumtimz I haz to edit whatz fishykitti sees (been onli eleben) but dat be mai choice, we awlz hab da abilities to mak choicez ub whatz we seez."

A response to gascat:

"An Unbalanced Libra? WTF is that? U may be abul teh see bowth sydes ub a situashun but ur talentz is bringing teh fairness and balance to a gibin situashun. I wus a psyco in anubber lyfe. That be how I knowed it. Srsly.
PS Mai cheezburger button only gibes 1 votes.So less nut be tawkin bout low votin trolls K? I gibs everybudy here 10 cheezburgers damit!1.
PSPS Mai dryer kitty whut got trapped in teh dryer, him gonna be ok! ….Very Floofy… but OK.Some tymes sad things kan be phunny when everthing is ok ina end.Corse dryer kitty not be laphin…srsly.Be carful with teh kittehs ana clothes dryers!"

And "the most profound lolcat speech ever":

"when we seez da harble tings, an we mus laf or goes insanes
wez no can let dees tings drag us daown, buts leern frum dem and muv on, takin wif us da lessuns an scaping da hoarer what wood draiv us to deespare an smoosh ar hoap fur whut we kin straiv tu be

ah du not tink dat dees meentul prahplems be eny laffin mattur, but i dooz wish tu maek mah capshun relevunt tu da originul tread tahpic daht whut haz caused deese prahblums be bahind us, an da scarz it maeks lingars, but weez remember what haz hapnd… deese joaks aur nawt meant tu disoner dese tings, but tu seerv da porpise dat dey remaind us uf dem, dat we du nawt furget, an maek us laf, dat we do nawt despare at da remamberin"

Good times.



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[info]chibikaijuu
2007-11-07 07:11 am UTC (link)
Oh yes. One of them had a particular fondness for catching birds that got in through the hole in the attic, and dragging them under my bed to eat, and then leaving just the squashy bits. Bones, beak, feathers, claws? All gone. Strange little bitty squooshable bird organs? Still there waiting for me to, er, collect them.

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