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Saruko ([info]morgyne) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-12-02 22:23:00


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Current mood:drunk
Entry tags:lj

In Soviet Russia, X blanks Y!
I can has a gulag?



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[info]m_butterfly
2007-12-03 03:09 pm UTC (link)
Just when you found yourself thinking "LJ wank, fandom wank, gay wank, pedo wank--how could anything more be added to this rich and heady stew?": "Actually they are not Russians, rather Russian Jews.". Because that makes a really important difference, I guess.

I think I'm gonna back up my LJ. This much sticky white goo being flung about can't possibly be good for the servers.

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[info]munchkinott
2007-12-03 03:23 pm UTC (link)
"What are Russian Jews, then...?"

Out of breath? Sorry, I had to get that out of my system.

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[info]kaesa
2007-12-04 04:35 am UTC (link)
I was sitting there scowling at that and you REDEEMED IT UTTERLY.

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[info]munchkinott
2007-12-04 06:51 pm UTC (link)
*bows* Stupid questions, imo, demand stupid answers. I have experience, I took a Scientology leafleter down a peg in SF a few years ago: She flatly refused to believe there was such a thing as an 'English Catholic'; I told her 'Yeah, The Dissolution was rough. I know, I was there.'

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[info]gynocrat
2007-12-03 06:10 pm UTC (link)
Anyone got an Advil? Not a ibuprofen-pill, but an Advil?

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[info]negativecosine
2007-12-03 06:49 pm UTC (link)
An anvil, maybe? Might be more effective.

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[info]gynocrat
2007-12-03 11:15 pm UTC (link)
Only if I drop it, on whatever's humping my leg for attention.

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[info]panthea
2007-12-04 01:43 am UTC (link)
Oh, goody. Once again Kali flips her shit and then Heidipologizes. ("Okay, fine, I admit it's possible you're not racist... BUT YOU SOUND RACIST TO ME.")

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[info]gynocrat
2007-12-04 02:35 am UTC (link)
Boy-yoy-yoing! I was watching it and wondering just how far she'd go this time.

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[info]miss_padfoot
2007-12-04 05:52 am UTC (link)
Has she been wanked before? The Wiki returns nothing.

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[info]arielchan
2007-12-03 06:14 pm UTC (link)
My grandfather was a Russian Jew. o_O Maybe my long-lost relatives own LJ now?

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[info]kaesa
2007-12-04 04:49 am UTC (link)
MINE TOO. Why does nobody send me the conspiracy memos? :(

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[info]arielchan
2007-12-04 04:51 am UTC (link)
We can form our OWN conspiracy. And they aren't invited.

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[info]kaesa
2007-12-04 04:55 am UTC (link)
Will it involve cookies? Cookies are proven to increase conspiratorial world-domination efficiency by sixty-three percent.

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[info]trisandrockets
2007-12-04 07:48 am UTC (link)
Ooo! I want to join! My family might be Ukrainian, though. I'm still not sure. Is that okay?

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[info]vzg
2007-12-03 07:06 pm UTC (link)
Russian Jews? HOORAY!

TRAAAAADIIIIITIIIION! TRADITION!
TRAAAAADIIIIITIIIION! TRADITION!
TRADITION!

I have five mamas!

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[info]mistressrenet
2007-12-03 10:51 pm UTC (link)
That comment was so surreal I thought I'd dreamt it at first.

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[info]solesakuma
2007-12-04 05:05 am UTC (link)
Strangely enough, in my country, all Jews are slangy known as 'Russians'.
Then again, we call Armenians Turks so...

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[info]solesakuma
2007-12-04 07:00 am UTC (link)
Can I ask why?
I mean, here Jews=Russians simply because most Jews came from Eastern Europe and so, any family with a surname sounding remotely slavic is probably Jewish but... Iranians?

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[info]mydemand
2007-12-04 09:28 am UTC (link)
That's rather ironic, given that many Iranians hate Jews.

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[info]misachan
2007-12-04 08:03 am UTC (link)
Then again, we call Armenians Turks so...

Really? What country? I know that if someone called an Armenian guy I know a Turk punches would be thrown.

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[info]solesakuma
2007-12-04 08:42 am UTC (link)
Argentina. We have a tradition of nicknaming people using their birthplace/ethnic origin and 'The Turk' covers anything from Turkey to Afghanistan.
Ironically, we've oficially recognized the Armenian genocide as such, the most important university in the country supports an oral history project about it and we actually have a sizeable (and noticeable, with ministers and sportsmen) Armenian community so that makes it even weirder.
Most people don't even realize why any Armenian would punch you.

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[info]chibikaijuu
2007-12-04 09:30 am UTC (link)
I would think there'd be more Jews with German names in Argentina. I know we have some family there somewhere, though I have no idea if they still have German names.

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[info]solesakuma
2007-12-04 08:07 pm UTC (link)
Oh, there are but the ones that got to be 'The German' were the non-Jewish German immigrants. But, most times, German surnames (or certain kind of German surnames) are linked to Jews too so they get called 'Russians'.
I never said our Popular Geography made any sense. XP

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