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defensiveness ahoy, food, otf can ruin anything, the mods hate otf so much, whipping cream is hard!

Cool Whip: It's a Floorwax and a Dessert Topping!
Over in the hip_domestics community, petrel asks the age old question, "Cool Whip is the same as whipped cream, right?" followed closely by "How do you make whipped cream anyway?" This draws some slight mumbling from the crowd on the evils of Cool Whip, nothing spectacular, really.

Anyhoo, domestic snark picks it up and upsets a friend of the original poster, coflower, who wouldn't have been upset if everyone knew what an IQ smart person [petrel] is.

Once again, short but sweet. (I should really stop looking at food comms when I'm hungry.)

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	sparkysrevenge 2007-12-05 02:27 pm UTC (link)
	Madness? COOLWHIP! IS! SPARTAAAAAAA! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	munchkinott 2007-12-05 04:57 pm UTC (link)
	Cool Whip IS PEOPLE! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	no_touching 2007-12-05 05:14 pm UTC (link)
	Cool Whip ate my baby. And then it married Katie Holmes. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	digigirl132 2007-12-05 05:16 pm UTC (link)
	Cool Whip is a sled. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	dragonfangirl 2007-12-05 05:19 pm UTC (link)
	Cool Whip is Luke's father. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Is it too late to get in on this? velvet_mace 2007-12-05 05:38 pm UTC (link)
	Cool Whip is why Johnny can't read. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Is it too late to get in on this? dragonfangirl 2007-12-05 05:53 pm UTC (link)
	Cool whip is responsible for the state of our schools. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	munchkinott 2007-12-05 05:55 pm UTC (link)
	Cool Whip is for the greater good! (The greater good.) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	julian_black 2007-12-05 10:02 pm UTC (link)
	Cool Whip is still in the running to be America's Next Top Model. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	jat_sapphire 2007-12-05 11:58 pm UTC (link)
	Cool Whip is actually a man. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	julian_black 2007-12-06 01:32 am UTC (link)
	Cool Whip is strong enough for a man, but made for a woman. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	vzg 2007-12-06 01:49 am UTC (link)
	Cool Whip made me do it! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	risha 2007-12-06 01:16 pm UTC (link)
	Cool Whip lured me into a pyramid scheme. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ara 2007-12-06 04:06 pm UTC (link)
	Cool Whip runs the cabal! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	vito_excalibur 2007-12-06 07:56 pm UTC (link)
	Cool Whip runs your mom. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	julian_black 2007-12-06 09:12 pm UTC (link)
	If you meet Cool Whip in the road, kill it! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	I didn't know I'd have an excuse to upload this icon tehrin 2007-12-06 09:19 pm UTC (link)
	Cool Whip killed Bambi's Mom! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: I didn't know I'd have an excuse to upload this icon ara 2007-12-06 09:29 pm UTC (link)
	Who controls the British crown? Who keeps the metric system down? Cool Whip! Cool Whip! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: I didn't know I'd have an excuse to upload this icon lemone 2007-12-07 08:31 am UTC (link)
	His wife? A tub of Cool Whip. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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