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	puipui 2008-01-08 02:51 am UTC (link)
	Could someone do me a favor and quote some of the amusing, please? Because I really don't want to wade through the scary and the stupid to get there, it will only make me want to shiv people. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	amymccabe 2008-01-08 02:57 am UTC (link)
	Hmm...give me a few minutes. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	amymccabe 2008-01-08 03:11 am UTC (link)
	I added a few highlights. Thanks for pointing that out. There's truly some depressing stuff mixed in there. :( (Reply to this)(Parent)

	morgyne 2008-01-08 03:22 am UTC (link)
	I'll give you a buck if you can find out favorite sex-therapist posting all over there ;) (Reply to this)(Parent)

	morgyne 2008-01-08 03:18 am UTC (link)
	Is this crossing the wank streams when we start doing writeups on fark "writeups"? (Reply to this)

	morgyne 2008-01-08 03:19 am UTC (link)
	And is there a direct linky to the fark header in question? I'm lazy and don't feel like wading through fark right now. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	amymccabe 2008-01-08 03:24 am UTC (link)
	I quoted the fark header. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	doomsday 2008-01-08 03:37 am UTC (link)
	I think you underestimate our laziness. Direct link plz. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	amymccabe 2008-01-08 04:38 am UTC (link)
	headdesk I see what you mean. I edited something else and apparently my links disappeared. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	bookbug87 2008-01-08 04:27 am UTC (link)
	Here ya go! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	It's Fark. exdee 2008-01-08 03:39 am UTC (link)
	Aquatic vertebrates in cylindrical water recepticals? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	Re: It's Fark. crysiana 2008-01-08 03:52 am UTC (link)
	They actually tested that (badly) on Mythbusters. It is apparently easy. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: It's Fark. hallidae 2008-01-08 04:52 am UTC (link)
	Only if you use a sub-automatic and don't mind blowing the barrel to kingdom come. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: It's Fark. freezer 2008-01-08 08:34 am UTC (link)
	IIRC, they had the best results with the shotgun and reasoned that it's the shock wave of the ammo that kills the fish, not actually shooting them (which apparently his harder than it looks because the same shock wave that kills them, knocks them away from the projectile, making a clean hit harder) (Reply to this)(Parent)

	iwanttobeasleep 2008-01-08 04:18 am UTC (link)
	If you want to avoid feelings of rage If you decide to put that in your wank report, you should just delete the entire thing. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	flightstothesea 2008-01-08 04:26 am UTC (link)
	Seriously. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	flightstothesea 2008-01-08 04:26 am UTC (link)
	Additionally: a link to the actual wank in question is a part of the wank report. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	amymccabe 2008-01-08 04:42 am UTC (link)
	I edited something else and didn't realize my links disappeared. Fixed it. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	flightstothesea 2008-01-08 04:52 am UTC (link)
	I think the funny disappeared too. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	puipui 2008-01-08 05:04 am UTC (link)
	There was funny? (Reply to this)(Parent)

	wankaholic 2008-01-08 04:36 am UTC (link)
	1). Direct link to wank, plz. 2). WHAR IS TEH FUNNEH? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	amymccabe 2008-01-08 04:43 am UTC (link)
	I edited something else and the links disappeared. I just put them back in. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	sluggirl 2008-01-08 04:49 am UTC (link)
	I enjoyed the part about how pregnancy is comparable to alcoholism. And then I stopped reading. (Reply to this)

	Regarding the ETA anarchicq 2008-01-08 05:11 am UTC (link)
	Been there, wanked that. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	Re: Regarding the ETA amymccabe 2008-01-08 05:13 am UTC (link)
	If OTF has taught me anything, few things are more wanky than someone trying stupidly to prove there mistake isn't in fact a mistake. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	puipui 2008-01-08 05:12 am UTC (link)
	Wow. Apparently your links aren't the only thing disappearing on you this evening. (Reply to this)

	ryuutchi 2008-01-08 05:22 am UTC (link)
	Dude, did you seriously delete the wank? Argh. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	amymccabe 2008-01-08 05:24 am UTC (link)
	Here it is:http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=3312501 (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

puipui
2008-01-08 05:34 am UTC (link)

HELPFUL HINT: When people complain about deletion, they often don't actually care about the wank itself, they only care that you've deleted what you originally said in the hopes that we will forget or possibly never know what that was.

In other words, deleting to placate the masses never actually placates the masses. If you want to ETA with an apology or whatever, that's fine, just don't get rid of everything else in the post, okay?

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	amymccabe 2008-01-08 05:38 am UTC (link)
	ok. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	smashingstars 2008-01-08 05:30 am UTC (link)
	Oooh, lookie, I'm in the original wank, both on Cute Overload and Fark. Yay me. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	amymccabe 2008-01-08 05:31 am UTC (link)
	Wow! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	ashenmote 2008-01-08 07:44 am UTC (link)
	Did you bring enough apricot brandy to share with the class? Btw, this post sucks. (Reply to this)

	dreamer_marie 2008-01-08 07:55 am UTC (link)
	They seem like a bunch of Nice Guys(TM). (Reply to this)

	esorlehcar 2008-01-08 08:48 am UTC (link)
	It's not that I don't enjoy reading hundreds of ravingly misogynistic comments in a row. Really, it's not. It just that, GOD, I miss the horse fucker. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	chaos_theory 2008-01-08 08:52 am UTC (link)
	Oh for those carefree innocent days. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	rowleyorama 2008-01-08 09:19 am UTC (link)
	The days of equine love, of freedom, of... OMG HIS WIFE IS WHAT? (Reply to this)(Parent)

	anarchicq 2008-01-08 09:34 am UTC (link)
	GIP! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	fxh 2008-01-08 05:43 pm UTC (link)
	Well, it's no horsefucker, but if we're looking for lulz on Fark, nothing will ever beat the epic hilarity of this thread. Best comment that sums up the whole deal: I like how this thread started with bigz2k saying "without going into too much detail" and ended up with him posting a picture of his scrotum on the internet. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	smashingstars 2008-01-09 01:45 am UTC (link)
	That one was great. There was another one around the same time, IIRC, where a lady saw her best friend having sex with her own son... comedy gold. But I'm warped. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	ojamajo_limepie 2008-01-09 04:36 am UTC (link)
	I find it rather amusing that the idiots arguing that a sexually active woman is irresponsible fail to recognize that, by their own definition, responsible woman = no sex for them. (Reply to this)

	velvet_mace 2008-01-09 04:51 am UTC (link)
	This looks like the usual Fark snarkiness. They've got sarcasm down to something of an art form. You can't take a thing they say seriously. You can tell a threads gone serious when they start actually sounding reasonable and using earth logic. In other news, I love Fark, especially the photoshop contests. (Reply to this)(Thread)

miss_padfoot
2008-01-09 08:45 am UTC (link)

So they don't actually mean things like this?

His comments are true. She won’t be able to properly perform her job, she's pregnant and large, f’ed up hormones, coaching sessions, and a reduction in hours worked so not to “stress” the baby. After the child is born she’ll ask for a good 4-8 weeks off at least to "bond" with the child. That's just the start, then you have prego calling in because the child was sick, he looked pale, had a cold, and coughed. These are all emergencies and prego will run from the office to the doctor and find out everything is fine. If you want to have a child then go home and stay put until you’re ready to perform your job.

The last sentence does sound the tiniest bit tongue in cheek, but I've seen much worse on the interwebs, so I can't tell.

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	velvet_mace 2008-01-09 08:57 am UTC (link)
	Fark is full of asshats and blowhards -- but this is par for the course -- pick any post and you'll find similar asshattery. You should have seen the post about teen driving and cell phones, where half the people responding were saying "yea, dead teenagers!" (Reply to this)(Parent)