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Freezer - a buffet of manliness! ([info]freezer) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2008-01-08 03:03:00


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Entry tags:burning with rage, webcomics

My incoherent rage, let me show you it.
It's been a while since we've had some DevArt wank, hasn't it?

Deviant TheM-Man is pissed at jollyjack, regarding the latter's webcomic, Sequential Art.

TheM-Man posts a rather tl-dr, slightly incoherent, profanity laced tirade against SA.

Right off my blood stained, steel bat-the comic he makes. It's nice, it's… kind of funny(it uses jokes that have been used, reused and are being used by many, including me, to this day), but the real thing I find that ruins the comic…. Is the tracing, copy-pasting, lazy ass, less work- drawing different body parts, expressions and items on the same fucking thing so it looks like something has changed way he makes the comic. If you don't understand what I am talking about, go and take a look at the damned comic.

And then… here's the rotten cherry upon the charred cake… he is selling, yes, SELLING, actually SELLING the same comic on some web site for I dunno what price to idiots who have more money then fucking brains. What is the fucking point of selling something if you can just look at it and download it and print it out yourself for FREE?! God, this is where I started to dislike the guy. Not hate, only dislike. Hate comes later.


This isn't hate? o_O No, the hate is reserved for one particular reason: jollyjack... IS A FURRY! *horrified gasp!*

Now, off my stainless steel flick knife( switch blade )- the art he submits on his website, blog and dA pagež. Where to start? Where to start? Maybe the fact that practically every character is an anthro. Yes an anthro( ''furry'' for all you freaks ). There are human characters from time to time, but the only difference is they don't have animal ears, noses, tails or fur. Yes. That's it. That's IT. That is fucking it. And I bet that at least 65%-80% are either half nude or completely nude anthro or human women. Well what better fucking way to cook the fucking pageviews up in a bloody hurry. And there are always tits, big tits, big fucking tits! Tits, tits, tits, tits, tits, tits, tits, tits, tits, tits, tits, tits TITS! And all the women look alike! Seriously! Look at Helga's and Chloe's literal profile! Almost no fucking difference! Christ. On a personal note: I want to see Chloe dead. Back to the rant.

When people show up - to either defend jollyjack or go "Dude, WTF?" - he alternates between saying "No reason, I just hate him", egging others on to post their own hate-filled screeds and posting utter randomness (like replying in what looks like Dutch)

For five pages and counting.

For his part, jollyjack responds thusly (Semi-NSFW)

Truthfully, TheM-Man's unwillingness to make a bit of sense makes this whole thing fun!


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[info]anarchicq
2008-01-08 10:13 am UTC (link)
WOO! The comic page is down! WIN!

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[info]onyxnoir
2008-01-08 10:17 am UTC (link)
For some reason I'm not seeing the semi-NSFW response from jollyjack. Is that bit supposed to link to something?

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[info]freezer
2008-01-08 10:47 am UTC (link)
Borked the HTML. Fixed now.

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[info]hallidae
2008-01-08 12:03 pm UTC (link)
::LOL at the picture response::

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[info]brennalarose
2008-01-08 12:56 pm UTC (link)
*LOL* Awwww! That's kinda cute!

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[info]alya1989262
2008-01-08 01:23 pm UTC (link)
OH NOES! Someone on the internet likes things I don't like! D: D: D: *angst*

Also, tits? On the internet?! *horrified gasp*

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[info]fevered_ego
2008-01-08 03:25 pm UTC (link)
SURELY NOT! THERE'LL BE COOTERS NEXT IF WE DON'T STOP THE MADNESS.

IT'S A SLIPPERY *ahem* SLOPE!

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[info]fevered_ego
2008-01-08 03:24 pm UTC (link)
You know, off my spongy yet pleasantly firm Nerf bat, this guy is a fucking whackadoo.

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[info]faemageforsaken
2008-01-08 03:33 pm UTC (link)
Wow.

What a sad, sorry little man.

He's pissed that someone with "strange" tastes might or might not be making money at making a comic, taking the same shortcuts a lot of professional comic artists make. Le gasp. Say it ain't so.

Maybe I'll be more impressed when I've had more than 3 hours of sleep.

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[info]seiberwing
2008-01-08 03:47 pm UTC (link)
There are human characters from time to time, but the only difference is they don't have animal ears, noses, tails or fur. Yes. That's it. That's IT.

But...I thought that was it.

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[info]blue_penguin
2008-01-08 05:42 pm UTC (link)
Yeah, uh, what other difference would there be?

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(no subject) - [info]brown_betty, 2008-01-08 06:23 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]dragonfangirl, 2008-01-09 10:26 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]tangentialone, 2008-01-09 11:06 pm UTC

[info]tofuknight
2008-01-08 04:17 pm UTC (link)
Tits, tits, tits, tits, tits, tits, tits, tits, tits, tits, tits, tits TITS!


And the problem is...?

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pastri_archy
2008-01-08 04:36 pm UTC (link)
There aren't enough of them!

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(no subject) - [info]mistal, 2008-01-08 04:59 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ms_treesap, 2008-01-08 05:06 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mistal, 2008-01-08 05:22 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]blue_penguin, 2008-01-08 05:42 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]dark_puck, 2008-01-08 05:55 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]mistal, 2008-01-08 06:46 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sneer, 2008-01-08 06:54 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mistal, 2008-01-08 07:22 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]deliciouschaos, 2008-01-08 07:35 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]phosfate, 2008-01-08 07:47 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]harrylovesron, 2008-01-08 09:59 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]coyotegirl, 2008-01-08 10:09 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smashingstars, 2008-01-08 10:16 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]coyotegirl, 2008-01-08 10:20 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]puipui, 2008-01-09 01:30 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]puipui, 2008-01-09 01:31 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]coyotegirl, 2008-01-09 01:52 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]puipui, 2008-01-09 01:55 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]mistal, 2008-01-09 03:42 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]puipui, 2008-01-09 04:13 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mistal, 2008-01-09 04:17 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]puipui, 2008-01-09 04:20 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mistal, 2008-01-09 04:26 am UTC
(no subject) - pastri_archy, 2008-01-09 04:32 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mistal, 2008-01-09 04:43 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mistal, 2008-01-09 04:44 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]puipui, 2008-01-09 04:55 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]miss_padfoot, 2008-01-09 05:39 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]mistal, 2008-01-09 06:06 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]platedlizard, 2008-01-11 02:50 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mistal, 2008-01-11 04:25 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]puipui, 2008-01-09 04:56 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mistal, 2008-01-09 06:07 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]deliciouschaos, 2008-01-09 05:16 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mistal, 2008-01-09 06:13 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]nekoneko, 2008-01-09 12:11 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]rosehiptea, 2008-01-08 06:28 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sneer, 2008-01-08 07:34 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]risha, 2008-01-08 10:19 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]risha, 2008-01-08 11:17 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sadisticferret, 2008-01-08 06:46 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]gloria_mundi, 2008-01-08 07:37 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]freezer, 2008-01-09 03:52 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]dez_chan, 2008-01-09 04:23 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]talec, 2008-01-09 05:15 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mistal, 2008-01-09 06:14 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]puipui, 2008-01-09 08:46 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]freezer, 2008-01-09 09:29 pm UTC

[info]wrongly_amused
2008-01-08 05:55 pm UTC (link)
Logic guess: he isn't getting any.

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(no subject) - [info]maureenlycaon, 2008-01-09 04:33 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]dark_puck, 2008-01-09 03:17 pm UTC

[info]cjk
2008-01-09 12:02 am UTC (link)
Love your icon!

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[info]dragonfangirl
2008-01-08 05:24 pm UTC (link)
And there are always tits, big tits, big fucking tits! Tits, tits, tits, tits, tits, tits, tits, tits, tits, tits, tits, tits TITS!

He says this like it's a bad thing.

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[info]gloria_mundi
2008-01-08 08:36 pm UTC (link)
He's probably a leg or ass man.

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(no subject) - [info]mistal, 2008-01-09 03:43 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]mistal, 2008-01-09 04:42 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]anon_a_mouse, 2008-01-09 06:46 pm UTC

[info]blue_penguin
2008-01-08 05:44 pm UTC (link)
You know, I'm not a huge fan of furry art myself, but that comic response is really made of win.

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[info]dragonfangirl
2008-01-09 10:25 am UTC (link)
It is. He has mastered the fandom_wank zen, it seems. What better cure for bitter vindictive wankery than copious BOOBIES AND PORN?

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[info]rosehiptea
2008-01-08 06:31 pm UTC (link)
What is the fucking point of selling something if you can just look at it and download it and print it out yourself for FREE?!

There is no point, and I'm sure you're the only one who ever noticed that.

(Maybe people like the thing that darned much! Maybe they want to read it on the bus... Maybe they have furry friends without computers... I don't know!)

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(no subject) - [info]seiberwing, 2008-01-08 07:01 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]gloria_mundi, 2008-01-08 07:38 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]seiberwing, 2008-01-08 08:41 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]vzg, 2008-01-09 07:33 am UTC
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[info]doomsday
2008-01-08 07:03 pm UTC (link)
Because he has so much room to talk!

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(no subject) - [info]tiki, 2008-01-08 07:15 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]vzg, 2008-01-09 07:38 am UTC
(no subject) - redwarrior, 2008-01-09 10:40 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]deliciouschaos, 2008-01-10 12:28 am UTC
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[info]ara
2008-01-08 07:11 pm UTC (link)
Would it be going out on a limb to assume that pageviews are at the root of this problem? Because as far as DA goes, that's usually the case.

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(no subject) - [info]vzg, 2008-01-09 07:41 am UTC

[info]vzg
2008-01-09 07:39 am UTC (link)
And then… here's the rotten cherry upon the charred cake… he is selling, yes, SELLING, actually SELLING the same comic on some web site for I dunno what price to idiots who have more money then fucking brains.

HOMG WHAT! No one has ever done that before! Clearly this is the end of the comic form as we know it.

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redwarrior
2008-01-09 10:42 pm UTC (link)
...For the first time in the history of the Internet, it's NOT the furry who's motherfucking insane.

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[info]lingvo
2008-01-12 06:50 pm UTC (link)
His foreign comment doesn't seem to be Dutch, although I have an aunt who more or less speaks like that.

It might be some Eastern European language?

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