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Freezer - a buffet of manliness! ([info]freezer) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2008-01-08 03:03:00


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Entry tags:burning with rage, webcomics

My incoherent rage, let me show you it.
It's been a while since we've had some DevArt wank, hasn't it?

Deviant TheM-Man is pissed at jollyjack, regarding the latter's webcomic, Sequential Art.

TheM-Man posts a rather tl-dr, slightly incoherent, profanity laced tirade against SA.

Right off my blood stained, steel bat-the comic he makes. It's nice, it's… kind of funny(it uses jokes that have been used, reused and are being used by many, including me, to this day), but the real thing I find that ruins the comic…. Is the tracing, copy-pasting, lazy ass, less work- drawing different body parts, expressions and items on the same fucking thing so it looks like something has changed way he makes the comic. If you don't understand what I am talking about, go and take a look at the damned comic.

And then… here's the rotten cherry upon the charred cake… he is selling, yes, SELLING, actually SELLING the same comic on some web site for I dunno what price to idiots who have more money then fucking brains. What is the fucking point of selling something if you can just look at it and download it and print it out yourself for FREE?! God, this is where I started to dislike the guy. Not hate, only dislike. Hate comes later.


This isn't hate? o_O No, the hate is reserved for one particular reason: jollyjack... IS A FURRY! *horrified gasp!*

Now, off my stainless steel flick knife( switch blade )- the art he submits on his website, blog and dA pagež. Where to start? Where to start? Maybe the fact that practically every character is an anthro. Yes an anthro( ''furry'' for all you freaks ). There are human characters from time to time, but the only difference is they don't have animal ears, noses, tails or fur. Yes. That's it. That's IT. That is fucking it. And I bet that at least 65%-80% are either half nude or completely nude anthro or human women. Well what better fucking way to cook the fucking pageviews up in a bloody hurry. And there are always tits, big tits, big fucking tits! Tits, tits, tits, tits, tits, tits, tits, tits, tits, tits, tits, tits TITS! And all the women look alike! Seriously! Look at Helga's and Chloe's literal profile! Almost no fucking difference! Christ. On a personal note: I want to see Chloe dead. Back to the rant.

When people show up - to either defend jollyjack or go "Dude, WTF?" - he alternates between saying "No reason, I just hate him", egging others on to post their own hate-filled screeds and posting utter randomness (like replying in what looks like Dutch)

For five pages and counting.

For his part, jollyjack responds thusly (Semi-NSFW)

Truthfully, TheM-Man's unwillingness to make a bit of sense makes this whole thing fun!


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[info]blue_penguin
2008-01-08 05:42 pm UTC (link)
Indeed.

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[info]dark_puck
2008-01-08 05:55 pm UTC (link)
I'm up for the challenge.

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[info]wtf
2008-01-08 06:25 pm UTC (link)
ALL ABOARD!

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[info]mistal
2008-01-08 06:46 pm UTC (link)
To the boobmobile! or boobtrain

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[info]sneer
2008-01-08 06:54 pm UTC (link)
Boooooooooooooooooooob train!

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[info]mistal
2008-01-08 07:22 pm UTC (link)
TheM-Man's nightmare!

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[info]deliciouschaos
2008-01-08 07:35 pm UTC (link)
Who knows what lurks in the hearts of men? The boobies know.

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[info]phosfate
2008-01-08 07:47 pm UTC (link)
Message for you, sir!

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[info]harrylovesron
2008-01-08 09:59 pm UTC (link)
*chug chug chug* Ranger boobies!

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[info]coyotegirl
2008-01-08 10:09 pm UTC (link)
Tits tits tits tits!

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[info]smashingstars
2008-01-08 10:16 pm UTC (link)
She's got one boobicle bigger than the other. Cool.

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[info]coyotegirl
2008-01-08 10:20 pm UTC (link)
Most folks do, at least a little.

Sorry for the repeat. I only have one boobie icon uploaded.

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[info]puipui
2008-01-09 01:30 am UTC (link)
Don't worry, I have nearly 30, I think. I'll cover for you!

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[info]puipui
2008-01-09 01:31 am UTC (link)
See? Yay!

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[info]coyotegirl
2008-01-09 01:52 am UTC (link)
Awsome! I support this idea, much like a good bra.

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[info]puipui
2008-01-09 01:55 am UTC (link)
Oh noes you have broken the chain! Now I must post twice to make up for you, too!

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[info]puipui
2008-01-09 01:55 am UTC (link)
Whew! Disaster averted!

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[info]mistal
2008-01-09 03:42 am UTC (link)
Just to make sure we averted it.

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(no subject) - [info]miss_padfoot, 2008-01-09 05:39 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]mistal, 2008-01-09 06:06 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]mistal, 2008-01-09 06:07 am UTC
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[info]nekoneko
2008-01-09 12:11 am UTC (link)
I gots Ranger boobies too~

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[info]rosehiptea
2008-01-08 06:28 pm UTC (link)
I knew the word "tits" reminded me of something!

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[info]sneer
2008-01-08 07:34 pm UTC (link)
New Nabisco Tits!

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[info]risha
2008-01-08 10:19 pm UTC (link)
With Corn Tits and Tater Tits...

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[info]sneer
2008-01-08 10:27 pm UTC (link)
Bet you can't eat just one!

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[info]risha
2008-01-08 11:17 pm UTC (link)
True, I usually prefer to switch off... /George Carlin

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[info]sadisticferret
2008-01-08 06:46 pm UTC (link)
Ditto.

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