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I didn't learn joined-up writing for nothing! ([info]memorycharm) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2008-01-12 13:29:00
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Entry tags:sexism, the mods hate otf so much, urge to kill rising, why otf_wank is depressing

frugal slut wank
found_objects is an LJ community where people post pictures of objects they... find. Today, kingeryck posts an ad for 'buy one, get one free' plan B emergency contraception, and titles his post "for the frugal slut". People are not amused. The OP wonders is this in like stupid_free and other wank communities yet?


ETA: Okay, okay, it's not funny, lesson learned, let this post stand as a testament to this fact: I'm a dork who can't tell what's funny.

....except for this part, where bast_veiled calls the OP an ignorant teenage gay republican who knows nothing about birth control. I maintain that's a little funny.


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[info]puipui
2008-01-12 11:12 pm UTC (link)
And once again, I find myself asking for the cliff notes version that includes actual funny. Can we get some funny quotes, please? I really don't feel like wading through a metric fuckton of misogyny for the one or two mild chuckles that might be around there somewhere, possibly.

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[info]ladybirdsleeps
2008-01-12 11:21 pm UTC (link)
But puipui, rampant misogyny is hilarious. There's nothing like being reminded that we still live with the legacy of millenia of oppression to lighten up my day! C'mon, it has to at least get a chuckle out of you.

(That said, I'm totally changing my name to "the frugal slut.")

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[info]puipui
2008-01-13 12:05 am UTC (link)
I'd change my name, too, but I am already Benny Lava, and this video has not yet stopped being hysterically funny for me. (Thank you, ashenmote!)

Perhaps I shall have to compromise and go with "That Frugal Slut, Benny Lava" or something. Hmm...

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[info]miss_padfoot
2008-01-13 06:41 am UTC (link)
BUFFALAX! YAY!

Have you seen the one he did of the Indian version of "Thriller"? It's hilarious.

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[info]shaysdays
2008-01-13 07:24 am UTC (link)
OMG Benny Lava.

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[info]llama_treats
2008-01-13 02:54 pm UTC (link)
I think I just hurt myself laughing. :DDDDDDD

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[info]shakeandbake
2008-01-13 08:41 pm UTC (link)
This made the whole post worth it.

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[info]tehrin
2008-01-13 09:57 pm UTC (link)
I almost peed myself laughing.

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[info]deliciouschaos
2008-01-14 01:54 am UTC (link)
I will never stop loving that video.

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[info]napalmnacey
2008-01-14 08:36 am UTC (link)
*chortle* Thank you!

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[info]ryuutchi
2008-01-14 09:15 am UTC (link)
That song is really catchy.

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[info]notjo
2008-01-13 02:53 am UTC (link)
I have this theory that ranging misogyny is actually performance art. See, they're trying to be a warning to others. "don't be like me!" they are saying.

Then they get trapped in an invisible box.

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[info]puipui
2008-01-13 03:49 am UTC (link)
With no invisible airholes! Yes!

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[info]notjo
2008-01-13 03:53 am UTC (link)
I have a song kicking around by Arrogant Worms that has to be with being kidnapped by a bunch of mimes. I understand what they did should be a crime.


I was abducted by a gang of angry mimes
what they did should be a crime
I couldnt see the probe but I felt it enough
but at least they wore gloves

They put me in a box that wasn't there
made me pretend to climb the stairs
they were all sitting I couldn't see their chairs
and the clothes they made me wear

A little striped shirt, a little black beret
a dopey flower made of papier mache
and they painted a tear drop on my face
gave me an accordian to play

I was abducted and then tortured and forced to jam
cajun music by a gang of angry mimes
what they did should be a crime
they didn't say much, they weren't chatty
they poured imaginary tea

I pulled off my escape during the tug of war
I poured mime marbles over the mime floor
seven mimes went down and then I punched two more
then I made myself a door

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[info]puipui
2008-01-13 04:02 am UTC (link)
they didn't say much, they weren't chatty
they poured imaginary tea

*mimes dying*

I need this song OMG!

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[info]notjo
2008-01-13 04:05 am UTC (link)
I'm *sure* I've got a copy... I will poke around.

Seeing them perform it live was the funniest thing I've *ever* seen.

They do "I am Cow, Hear Me Moo" as well.

I am Cow, Hear Me Moo
I am twice as big as you
And I look good on the Barbeque
Milk and ice cream, cheese and butter
They all come out of my utter
I am Cow, I am Cow, hear me moo

I am Cow eating Grass
Methane gas comes out my ass
And out of my muzzle when I belch


... I can't remember the rest. I will find that one, too.

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[info]puipui
2008-01-13 04:09 am UTC (link)
This might be my new favorite song now. Right after Jonathan Coulton's "Skullcrusher Mountain". (I linked a Master/Doctor fanvid. I think it adds a certain something.)

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coreopsis
2008-01-13 09:53 pm UTC (link)
ahahahaha Oh my gosh, that video is brilliant! That's one of my favorite songs anyway.

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[info]miss_padfoot
2008-01-13 07:15 am UTC (link)
Oh man, this just reminded me that I need to get more Arrogant Worms music! :D

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[info]exit_chrysalis
2008-01-12 11:37 pm UTC (link)
I found nothing funny about this, and none of the comments linked were funny. otf_wank continues to fail more and more.

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[info]spacelogic
2008-01-12 11:49 pm UTC (link)
I went over to see if the comments here were doing it injustice, read all of those links, and have this to say: ha. Ha. Ha. Hysterical. A masterpiece of wit. Delicious levels of irony blended in with stupid so over-the-top as to be laughable, balanced out nicely with calm logical arguments that reaffirm one's faith in humanity, with a delicate seasoning of amusing icons.

Or maybe... not.

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[info]michmatch
2008-01-12 11:54 pm UTC (link)
People are not amused.

And yet, you posted it here anyway.

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[info]alya1989262
2008-01-13 12:15 am UTC (link)
Next up, hilarious racism wank, right?

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[info]freezer
2008-01-13 12:17 am UTC (link)
He posted the exact same thing in wtf_inc and randompics. Randompics ignored him completely (so naturally, he deleted the entry), WTF went ballistic.

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[info]deliciouschaos
2008-01-13 12:20 am UTC (link)
The title of this post looks like the sort of random keywords that one would find pointing to one's (completely unrelated) site via google.

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[info]radiotrash
2008-01-13 01:06 am UTC (link)
"LOL at first I thought it was WTF because two lesbians who are both missing an eye often do not have the issue of pregnancy scares."

niicoly at wtf_inc made me giggle.

Also found a new favorite macro.

(Pst, posts like this are probably better suited to [info]unfunnybusiness for future reference.)

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[info]onyxnoir
2008-01-13 06:46 am UTC (link)
LOL I stole loved that macro.

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[info]alya1989262
2008-01-13 01:07 am UTC (link)
So, wait, you linked us to five threads, and got nine comments saying they were unfunny, so went ahead and edited the post to re-link us to one of them? Specifically, the one where both sides fail at life?

Well, congratulations. You have just singlehandedly ushered otf_wank into a new level of unfunny.

PS: the comm you are looking for is [info]unfunnybusiness

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[info]stella_polaris
2008-01-13 01:12 am UTC (link)
Gotta love all the passive aggresiveness here.

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[info]xero_sky
2008-01-13 01:39 am UTC (link)
The wank is only mildly amusing, but OTF makes up for it in the comments, as usual.

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[info]gorogoro
2008-01-13 02:07 am UTC (link)
Signed.

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tree
2008-01-13 03:01 am UTC (link)
Tags FTW. That is all.

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[info]esclaramonde
2008-01-13 11:36 am UTC (link)
Next time, you might try [info]unfunnybusiness instead.

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[info]ashenmote
2008-01-13 12:46 pm UTC (link)
And you didn't even have apricot brandy. Shame.

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[info]tehrin
2008-01-13 09:51 pm UTC (link)
I maintain that's a little funny.

Don't try so hard. But kudos for not deleting.

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[info]ashes
2008-01-14 08:35 pm UTC (link)
I dunno, I thought it was pretty funny -- and I promise I'm not an angry backwards Republican. Besides, after seeing everyone flip out I'm glad someone pointed out:

Plan B is NOT a form of birth control! It's only for an emergency! [...] Yes, use it if the condom breaks. But don't count it as the second form of birth control.


(Also, I'm also impressed by the shape of your icon. It faked me out.)

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