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sexism, the mods hate otf so much, urge to kill rising, why otf_wank is depressing

frugal slut wank
found_objects is an LJ community where people post pictures of objects they... find. Today, kingeryck posts an ad for 'buy one, get one free' plan B emergency contraception, and titles his post "for the frugal slut". People are not amused. The OP wonders is this in like stupid_free and other wank communities yet?

ETA: Okay, okay, it's not funny, lesson learned, let this post stand as a testament to this fact: I'm a dork who can't tell what's funny.

....except for this part, where bast_veiled calls the OP an ignorant teenage gay republican who knows nothing about birth control. I maintain that's a little funny.

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notjo
2008-01-13 03:53 am UTC (link)

I have a song kicking around by Arrogant Worms that has to be with being kidnapped by a bunch of mimes. I understand what they did should be a crime.

I was abducted by a gang of angry mimes
what they did should be a crime
I couldnt see the probe but I felt it enough
but at least they wore gloves

They put me in a box that wasn't there
made me pretend to climb the stairs
they were all sitting I couldn't see their chairs
and the clothes they made me wear

A little striped shirt, a little black beret
a dopey flower made of papier mache
and they painted a tear drop on my face
gave me an accordian to play

I was abducted and then tortured and forced to jam
cajun music by a gang of angry mimes
what they did should be a crime
they didn't say much, they weren't chatty
they poured imaginary tea

I pulled off my escape during the tug of war
I poured mime marbles over the mime floor
seven mimes went down and then I punched two more
then I made myself a door

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	puipui 2008-01-13 04:02 am UTC (link)
	they didn't say much, they weren't chatty they poured imaginary tea mimes dying I need this song OMG! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

notjo
2008-01-13 04:05 am UTC (link)

I'm *sure* I've got a copy... I will poke around.

Seeing them perform it live was the funniest thing I've *ever* seen.

They do "I am Cow, Hear Me Moo" as well.

I am Cow, Hear Me Moo
I am twice as big as you
And I look good on the Barbeque
Milk and ice cream, cheese and butter
They all come out of my utter
I am Cow, I am Cow, hear me moo

I am Cow eating Grass
Methane gas comes out my ass
And out of my muzzle when I belch

... I can't remember the rest. I will find that one, too.

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	puipui 2008-01-13 04:09 am UTC (link)
	This might be my new favorite song now. Right after Jonathan Coulton's "Skullcrusher Mountain". (I linked a Master/Doctor fanvid. I think it adds a certain something.) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	coreopsis 2008-01-13 09:53 pm UTC (link)
	ahahahaha Oh my gosh, that video is brilliant! That's one of my favorite songs anyway. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	miss_padfoot 2008-01-13 07:15 am UTC (link)
	Oh man, this just reminded me that I need to get more Arrogant Worms music! :D (Reply to this)(Parent)

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