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Tiara [my demand] ([info]mydemand) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2008-01-13 11:06:00


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Entry tags:scrapbooking

scrapbooking wank, in LAT form.
Kristina Contes, once beloved by the avant-garde scrapbooking community, is now despised like crazy. Comments about her include "I guess her response is 'dignified' if you live in the same trailer park as she does." and "doesn't have a moral bone in her body."

Her crime? Inadvertently breaking a competition rule by including a photo she didn't take herself.

edit: Kristina's blog is invite-only, but here's some context:

Newsweek
Kristina's response, resposted
Responses to Kristina on the CK forum
"Creating Keepsakes will never again get my support!"
ScrapSmack archives (where the "trailer park" comment comes from); includes bonus wank about photography styles
ScrapSmack's response to the LA Times article
CK's disqualification
Scrapbooking Obsession's posts (with losts of backstory): 1, 2, 3, 4, 5

edit 2: Kristina's new blog, which doesn't mention anything about the scandal (I think).

edit 3: Lee Golberg's sisters weighs in:

I do find it interesting that some people seemed really irked that Kristina was using- hold on to your hats people- pictures of HERSELF, things she LIKED (fashion!), and non-archival quality items in her scrapbook pages. I am also really surprised that in a hobby/lifestyle/whatever you want to call it all about preserving memories and all the little good moments in life, some people are so judgmental about how other people do things. Why does it matter that she used pictures of herself in her OWN SCRAP BOOK PAGES? WHO CARES?


ScrapSmack commenters are "Disappointed" - "oh, they seemed like very smart ladies, what a shame!". Also, Kristina Contes is not a persecuted artist. It's FAVOURITISM AND JUDGE FIXING OMG.

edit 3.5: Winningest comment, from the Journal Revolution blog:

Okay, a question. If all materials in the scrapbook had to be produced by the artist, as the article and apparently the rules state, where does this leave collages, magazine clippings and pics, special paper. . .or any paper for that matter? If rubber stamps were used, did they have to make their own? Did they have to use beet juice for paint, and if so who grew the beet?


edit 4: Man, this wank just keeps on giving:

Finial thoughts on previous subject... it's old news, people that don't scrap aren't aware of the importance of HOF or the influence it can have on a designer's career and will never understand why there was so much stink about it at the time. They don't realize the effect this had on the whole industry and the ethics involved. To them it will always look like a bunch of women fighting over the paper and glue. They don't know the background of the story, and really don't care to learn it. It's easier to just form quick opinions of the whole affair based on the words of those who were caught. They like to poke fun at it and dismiss all of the people who were upset by it as crazy women banishing deco-edge scissors at the poor girl who made a mistake.


Methinks someone found this post.

edit 5: a little bit of poetry (scroll down):

Jewelery Making School dropout,
No graduation day for you.
Jewelery Making Schhool dropout,
Missed your midterms and flunked clasping
Well at least you could have taken time, to wash and clean
your label whore clothes up,
After spending all that dough to have the doctor fix your nose
up!


And of course, The LA Times is a pinko commie newspaper.

edit 6: After a whole bunch of "scrapbooking is for gay ugly lusers" spam, as well as a lot of "if you are not against KC you are with her!", someone else claims that we are behind this mess:

FYI - we are being spammed and monitored by the wanker people...I have told our leader..

wank to all of you here's the link:

http://www.journalfen.net/community/otf_wank/587727.html

You are all actually sadder than us, because you have to borrow wank from others for your amusement.


Oh my, watch me make a scrap page of me quivering in my non-existent boots.

edit 7: Jezebel gets into the action, labels it "Careful With That Exacto".

edit 8: Metafilter picks up the story, and Scrapbook Obsession neatly gives us all the backstory through links. For the record, she doesn't hate Kristina.

From the MeFi post: Kristina's Flickr page (mostly layouts); her group Effer Dares, which is on a hiatus right now from the "madness". maybe I should take a hiatus too, considering JUST HOW MASSIVE this wank is growing and growing and growing; The KC Hate Thread on Two Peas.

edit 9: The moment you all have been waiting for: Livejournal Scrapbooking Wank.



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[info]toxictattoo
2008-01-13 06:32 pm UTC (link)
WOW. People really do wank about anything, don't they?

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[info]mistressrenet
2008-01-13 06:56 pm UTC (link)
Isn't it glorious?

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[info]soupspooks
2008-01-13 07:43 pm UTC (link)
Dude, NOES. I have a scrap book and the very, very beginnings of scrap book supplies because I wanted to organize the dozen or so photos I want to keep, and thought that a scrap book might be a pretty, fun way to do it. And now you show me this? I . . . I think I'm too terrified to go anywhere near that plastic bag in my room now. D:

- Crabapplered

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[info]dejana
2008-01-14 12:53 am UTC (link)
Same here. Not even the seemingly fun, fluffy, innocent hobbies are immune to wank! T_T

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(no subject) - [info]napalmnacey, 2008-01-14 09:12 am UTC

[info]fevered_ego
2008-01-13 07:48 pm UTC (link)
I'm having flashbacks to that episode of Dead Like Me where George has a run-in with the scrapbooking club.

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[info]nekoneko
2008-01-13 09:00 pm UTC (link)
... Buh?

I totally never saw that episode on SciFi.

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[info]nekoama
2008-01-13 09:05 pm UTC (link)
That's what first happened to me to. XD I hope I never meet these people in real life.

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[info]lazzchan
2008-01-14 06:21 am UTC (link)
I remember that episode-- they told her she didn't do it right. That it's not a photo album...

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[info]altoidsaddict
2008-01-13 11:34 pm UTC (link)
As an archivist, I loathe scrapbooking. Do whatever you want to your memories, but when it comes to us - and it's frighteningly often how much it does - it takes far more time to pick it all apart, things get torn, things get obliterated, staples get rusty and cause certain archivists to not see the hidden damn staple beneath the fiftieth damn glued photograph and get scratched and then have to get a tetanus shot AND file a workman's comp claim that lasts for months...

Ahem. Tissue for my issues?

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[info]iamnotyourmuse
2008-01-14 04:20 am UTC (link)
I have a friend who had to archive hair that had been glued to tag board cards.

I feel your pain vicariously.

*offers tissues*

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(no subject) - [info]altoidsaddict, 2008-01-14 04:39 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]iamnotyourmuse, 2008-01-14 04:46 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]julesnoctambule, 2008-01-14 05:31 pm UTC

[info]deliciouschaos
2008-01-14 01:51 am UTC (link)
It's...beautiful.

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[info]bigbigtruck
2008-01-14 04:33 am UTC (link)
Wait... designer? Career? What?

I can't think of any career field where you'd use scrapbooking in your portfolio.

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(no subject) - [info]mydemand, 2008-01-14 04:55 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]risha, 2008-01-14 06:29 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]julian_black, 2008-01-14 02:48 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]eleutheria, 2008-01-16 07:58 am UTC

[info]missm
2008-01-14 04:33 am UTC (link)
Thank you for this. Wank like this is the reason I joined this community in the first place. And I am filled with joy that someone actually wrote "pinko commie newspaper."

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(no subject) - [info]puipui, 2008-01-14 10:50 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mydemand, 2008-01-15 05:33 am UTC

[info]brennalarose
2008-01-14 05:06 am UTC (link)
Man, now I HAVE to get into Scrapbooking! How better to catch wank like this! Many thanks to the OP for digging this up!

Scrapbooking wank: Like truffles, in a way.

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(no subject) - [info]princessjessia, 2008-01-14 05:13 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mooncalf, 2008-01-14 05:43 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]shaysdays, 2008-01-14 06:48 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]princessjessia, 2008-01-14 01:45 pm UTC

[info]missdaisy
2008-01-14 05:21 am UTC (link)
On the plus side, someone's going to get an awesome scrapbook page out of this.

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(no subject) - [info]mydemand, 2008-01-15 05:39 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]jigofspite, 2008-01-15 07:11 am UTC
My Thoughts on Scrapbooking.
[info]platedlizard
2008-01-14 06:15 am UTC (link)
Why am I agreeing with Lee Goldburg? Why am I agreeing with Lee Goldburg? I feel so... strange. o.O

That being said... those scrapbooks. Man. My mom scapbooks all our vacations as well as being her church's historian, so she does a lot of scrapbooking. She would never put that kind of shit in there. The occasional bits of glitter or squiggly-cropped photos, yes, but the point is to record stuff so that you or someone else, years later, would want to see what happened. Hence her reliance on journal entries in most of her scrapbooks. They might not win any awards, but I guarantee that me and my sister will be fighting over The Trip to Australia and New Zealand book when the 'rents pass on.

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Re: My Thoughts on Scrapbooking. - [info]queencallipygos, 2008-01-14 03:48 pm UTC
Re: My Thoughts on Scrapbooking. - [info]platedlizard, 2008-01-15 04:07 am UTC
Re: My Thoughts on Scrapbooking. - [info]platedlizard, 2008-01-15 04:06 am UTC

[info]hallidae
2008-01-14 06:32 am UTC (link)
crazy women banishing deco-edge scissors

Well, that's an interesting failure at picking the right word...

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[info]vzg
2008-01-14 07:37 am UTC (link)
Maybe this is hypocritical coming from a fanficcer, but I cannot help but laugh at that fourth edit. And do people seriously make a career out of scrapbooking? Really?

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(no subject) - [info]princessjessia, 2008-01-14 01:42 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]julesnoctambule, 2008-01-14 05:34 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sparkysrevenge, 2008-01-14 05:44 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]dragonfangirl, 2008-01-14 11:17 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]julesnoctambule, 2008-01-15 12:40 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]julesnoctambule, 2008-01-15 04:20 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ladyvyola, 2008-01-17 05:00 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]julesnoctambule, 2008-01-15 12:39 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]dhole, 2008-01-14 10:58 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]dragonfangirl, 2008-01-14 11:18 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]dhole, 2008-01-15 09:44 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sparkysrevenge, 2008-01-15 01:49 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]jigofspite, 2008-01-15 07:14 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]dhole, 2008-01-15 09:46 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]jigofspite, 2008-01-15 10:26 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]talec, 2008-01-16 01:46 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]jigofspite, 2008-01-16 01:58 am UTC

[info]dragonfangirl
2008-01-14 11:15 pm UTC (link)
I started gagging when they started talking about knitters and other hobbies... um, hellloooo.... THAT is NOT what we're talking about!

Our
hobby is not comparable to their hobby. You see, our hobby is important.


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(no subject) - [info]mydemand, 2008-01-15 01:55 am UTC
(no subject) - iwanttobeasleep, 2008-01-15 07:57 am UTC

[info]kittikattie
2008-01-15 12:14 am UTC (link)
Ah, yes, the noble and respectable art of GLUING SHIT DOWN IN BOOKS.

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[info]miss_padfoot
2008-01-15 05:28 am UTC (link)
ScrapSmack says that some scrapbookers call themselves "life artists". Anyone have any idea what the hell that's all about? Is "life art" an especially pretentious kind of scrapbook?

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(no subject) - [info]mydemand, 2008-01-15 05:30 am UTC
(no subject) - iwanttobeasleep, 2008-01-15 07:56 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]miss_padfoot, 2008-01-15 08:12 am UTC

[info]dhole
2008-01-15 07:24 am UTC (link)
Oh, man, edit 6.

They have a leader. And said leader has been informed.

Tremble, mortals, before the wrath of the Scrapbooker Supreme!

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(no subject) - [info]dragonfangirl, 2008-01-15 01:08 pm UTC
This needs icon
[info]miss_padfoot
2008-01-15 08:45 am UTC (link)
I love the ScrapSmack commenter called jennylilac, linked in edit 3. "Just cause I don't drink beer and swear constantly doesn't mean that I'm not a creative genius!!"

Anyone want to make an icon of this? Bonus points if it looks scrapbooky.

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Re: This needs icon - [info]sparkysrevenge, 2008-01-15 09:16 am UTC

[info]hallidae
2008-01-15 10:29 am UTC (link)
Anonymous said...

maybe the mixed media crowd will take KC off our hands.

January 13, 2008 10:32 AM

No, sorry--she's yours, like it or not. Real mixed-media artists would eat her alive, cough up her bones and hair, and glue them onto their next work along with cigarette butts, fortune-cookie papers, and other (*gasp*) non-archival bits.

I have to laugh at what passes for "hip" and "edgy" among scrapbookers. Song lyrics? Paeans to designer labels? Occasional profanity? Using countless MySpace-angle pictures of oneself and your BFFs? That's the kind of stuff teenagers find "cutting edge" and "avant garde" before they go to art school and start facing critiques.

Being a scrapbooker has obviously allowed KC to have a career as a quasi-badass artiste and provocateur without ever having to make real art or say anything truly provocative.


Maybe my brain's just addled from the fumes of spray fix and the semesters-long periods without sleep or comfort from the savage bitching of my painting professor, but this comment made me giggle like a maniac and go "Right on!".

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(no subject) - [info]caoilte, 2008-01-16 03:30 am UTC

[info]eleutheria
2008-01-16 08:08 am UTC (link)
Seems like it's always true that creativity + amateurs + money-making = epic wank. Glad I'm only fairly casually a scrapbooker/visual journaler/whatever, but I rather wish I'd stuck to photoshop. I'd be much less poor if I'd done that, too.

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(no subject) - [info]mydemand, 2008-01-16 08:31 am UTC


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